theartsdesk Guide to Valentine's Day

There's more to 14 February than roses and rom-coms

Whether it’s consolation, stimulation, or just some old-fashioned romance you’re after this Valentine’s Day, theartsdesk’s team of writers (with a little help from a certain Bard from Stratford) have got it covered. Exhibitions to stir the heart, music to swell the soul, and comedy to help recover from both – we offer our pick of the most romantic of the arts. So from Giselle to Joe Versus the Volcano, from Barthes to the Bard, theartsdesk celebrates the many-splendoured thing that is love.

 

Judith Flanders

The Kingdom, London Symphony Orchestra, Elder, Barbican Hall

Elgar and Susan Gritton show off the genius of early and Anglican Christianity

So Starbucks-like is its reach, so tarnished its modern legacy, it's easy to overlook just how brilliant the ideology of Christianity is. How seductively counterintuitive the idea of a God who was not just a man but a bum of a man must have seemed. Not until the Arab warrior Muhammed came to his calling was Christianity's first strategy seriously challenged.

Khachatryan, London Symphony Orchestra, Gergiev, Barbican Hall

Gergiev's Tchaikovsky pilgrimage begins

Valery Gergiev’s survey of the Tchaikovsky symphonies began here on a chilly January night with youthfully idealistic Winter Daydreams thrown into the sharpest relief against a disillusioned and angry Shostakovich whose own journey into the bleak mid-winter was, by the time he penned his Second Violin Concerto, very much a one-way ticket. Two revealing performances, one remarkable young violinist.

Mustonen, London Symphony Orchestra, Gergiev, Barbican Hall

More rubbishy Mahler from Gergiev but Mustonen bends time in Shchedrin

There's no denying Gergiev's genius. At the right time, in the right repertoire, with the right orchestra, it flashes up with the clarity and energy of an H-bomb. When hawking the Russian tradition he's able to conjure up more colour and fantasy than you'd find in a playschool. But there's no denying something else, too. His Mahler stinks. And I don't know how many damning write-ups he needs to receive for him to stop putting us through it all. I mean, if he doesn't care about us, can't he at least think of poor Mahler? It is his anniversary. Anyway, all one can say about last night's Barbican concert is, thank Christ for Olli Mustonen.
 
There's no denying Gergiev's genius. At the right time, in the right repertoire, with the right orchestra, it flashes up with the clarity and energy of an H-bomb. When hawking the Russian tradition he's able to conjure up more colour and fantasy than you'd find in a playschool. But there's no denying something else, too. His Mahler stinks. And I don't know how many damning write-ups he needs to receive for him to stop putting us through it all. I mean, if he doesn't care about us, can't he at least think of poor Mahler? It is his anniversary. Anyway, all one can say about last night's Barbican concert is, thank Christ for Olli Mustonen.
 

Mullova, London Symphony Orchestra, Nelsons, Barbican Hall

Viktoria Mullova finds her inner peasant girl and Andris Nelsons shines yet again

This season's LSO artist-in-focus, violinist Viktoria Mullova, is an incorrigible off-roader. The rougher the terrain the better. Early, modern, rock, folk: she'll absorb their shocks, vault their bumps, relish their pitfalls and come out without so much as a scratch. So Mullova's opening concert last night was intriguing. Prokofiev's Second Violin Concerto isn't exactly smooth terrain, but its roughness is pretty suburban.

Matsuev, London Symphony Orchestra, Gergiev, Barbican Hall

From the musical mud of Shchedrin to consummate Musorgsky-Ravel

Will the real Rodion Shchedrin please stand up? At 77, the man himself still can, unlike fellow Russians Shostakovich and Schnittke into whose much larger shoes some think him worthy to step, and he stood last night both to take his own bow and for Valery Gergiev's compelling Musorgsky-Ravel. His music, though, can lie prone under the weight of its unmemorable, patchwork self-importance. Given heavyweight performances, it could well have driven the Barbican Hall a few inches further under ground. Fortunately there were Ravel's fantastical orchestrations and Gergiev at his most elastic to lift us out of the musical mud.

Will the real Rodion Shchedrin please stand up? At 77, the man himself still can, unlike fellow Russians Shostakovich and Schnittke into whose much larger shoes some think him worthy to step, and he stood last night both to take his own bow and for Valery Gergiev's compelling Musorgsky-Ravel. His music, though, can lie prone under the weight of its unmemorable, patchwork self-importance. Given heavyweight performances, it could well have driven the Barbican Hall a few inches further under ground. Fortunately there were Ravel's fantastical orchestrations and Gergiev at his most elastic to lift us out of the musical mud.

The song remains the same?

The wind instrument in everyone's ears at the moment is the vuvuzela (pictured) a South African horn which comes in various lengths and pitches but is of unvarying volume: very loud. You'll be hearing a lot more of it during the World Cup, as it is the noise-polluter of choice for fans of Bafana-Bafana, the South African football team. If you're after a more euphonious blast of wind, however, there is an alternative.

Thomas Adès, London Symphony Orchestra, Barbican Hall

Gerald Barry's one-act opera, La plus forte, is one of the most significant for a decade

If the second half of the 20th century saw opera throttled by existential crises, and left composers wondering whether the only future for the art form was for it to be hung out to dry, or to become an arcane intellectualised annex for the musical systems that were then in vogue, Gerald Barry's one-act opera, La plus forte (2006) - receiving its UK premiere in a concert performance last night - marks the end of hostilities. So effortlessly does Barry seem to rise above the tangled, stagnant realities of recent operatic and musical convention, and return and restore the art form to the business of psychological entrapment, that it's hard not to see his small, 20-minute work as one of the most significant operas of the past decade.

MacMillan premiere, Repin, LSO, Gergiev, Barbican Hall

Dazzling Vadim Repin proves James MacMillan's tumultuous Violin Concerto is here to stay

"There is not one idea," wrote that intemperate critic Eduard Hanslick about Richard Strauss's Till Eulenspiegel, "that does not get its neck broken by the speed with which the next lands on its head." Rather a compliment, I've always thought, and certainly so as applied to James MacMillan's new Violin Concerto. As soloist Vadim Repin and conductor Valery Gergiev whirled us tumultuously through its hyperactive songs and dances, there was so much I wanted to savour, to hear again. That won't be a problem.