Afire review - a moral reckoning by the Baltic

★★★★ AFIRE Christian Petzold delivers life lessons to a grumpy author as disaster looms

Christian Petzold delivers life lessons to a grumpy author as disaster looms

Experts in irony tend to see life as faintly absurd, relatively meaningless and usually circular. They’re too self-aware to be neurotic and live life in short bursts, letting out little private snorts of dry, amused exasperation at frequent intervals.

Haunted Mansion review - corporate craft

★★★ HAUNTED MANSION Talent almost compensates for hard sell in kids' horror comedy

Committed, racially aware talent almost compensates for hard sell in kids' horror comedy

A Disney theme park ride adaptation remake is a challenging place to make your mark, and the dumping of Guillermo del Toro for promising real, supposedly child-freaking scares dampens hopes further. Replacement director Justin Simien (Dear White People) at least professes himself a fan of the titular attraction, and with screenwriter Katie Dippold (Parks and Recreation, Paul Feig’s female Ghostbusters) slips humanity into the corporate shilling.

L'immensità review - enigmatic portrait of a trans teen in an unhappy family

★★★ L'IMMENSITA Enigmatic portrait of a trans teen in an unhappy family

Penélope Cruz is underused as an abused mother in 1970s Rome

Emanuele Crialese’s latest, L’immensità, is an oddity. It’s perfectly formed, yet still feels as if its final reel went missing. Its title – usually translated as “infinity” – is typical of this enigmatic quality. 

You Hurt My Feelings review - Manhattanite comedy with a characterful cast

★★★ YOU HURT MY FEELINGS Manhattanite comedy with a characterful cast

Enjoyable ensemble work lifts over-familiar drama

Popped straight out to the streamers, Nicole Holofcener’s new film has apparently been labelled as insufficiently marketable for a theatrical release against the juggernaut of Barbenheimer. Surely by now a movie that doesn't feature either Ryan Gosling or Florence Pugh’s bare chests could be allowed in the cinema?

Blu-ray: The English Surgeon

★★★★★ BLU-RAY: THE ENGLISH SURGEON Absorbing & uplifting portrait of a charismatic medic

Absorbing and uplifting portrait of a charismatic medic

Describe The English Surgeon as the story of a plucky doctor attempting to defeat a brain tumour and you’d incur the wrath of its protagonist Henry Marsh, who, in a recent interview included here as an extra, moans that he hates seeing surgeons portrayed as heroes, as, in his words, “patients are more heroic.”

Joy Ride review - pioneering horniness

★★★ JOY RIDE Vigorous set-pieces and genuine warmth power a filthily comic female road-trip

Vigorous set-pieces and genuine warmth power a filthily comic female road-trip

This Seth Rogen-produced, Family Guy writers-co-scripted gross-out comedy with four Chinese-American women fully lives up and down to its description. With Crazy Rich Asians co-writer Adele Lim as debuting director, it’s also another demographically pioneering work.

Meg 2: The Trench review - into the jaws of tedium

Turgid pacing mars Jason Statham's return to the deep

Big bitey sharks and prehistoric monsters have tantalised the imaginations of summer moviegoers for decades, from Jules Verne to Jaws. James Cameron’s Avatar 2: The Way of Water and the director’s recent scientific commentary on the OceanGate submersible disaster also serve to underline the public fascination with the dangerous deep.

Paris Memories review - recalling the terror, bit by bit

★★★★ PARIS MEMORIES A survivor refracts 13 November 2015 through her PTSD prism in Alice Winocour's drama

A survivor refracts 13 November 2015 through her PTSD prism in Alice Winocour's drama

People have been making films about the unreliability of memory since, oh, I can’t remember. Often it’s a cue for a genre escapade, but here French filmmaker Alice Winocour gives us a social drama, telling the fictional story of a survivor of the terrorist attacks in Paris in November 2015, which killed 130.