Dracula, BBC One review - horrific, and not in a good way

★★ DRACULA, BBC TWO Horrific, and not in a good way

Superfluous remake of Bram Stoker's novel outstays its welcome

“Bela Lugosi’s dead,” as Bauhaus sang, in memory of the star of 1931’s Dracula. But of course death has never been an impediment to the career of the enfanged Transylvanian blood-sucker. Filmed and televisualised almost as frequently as Sherlock Holmes, Count Dracula would doubtless join the cockroaches as the only entities to survive a thermonuclear holocaust.

Ghost Quartet, Boulevard Theatre review - a beguiling journey into the beyond

★★★★ GHOST QUARTET, BOULEVARD THEATRE A beguiling journey into the beyond

Both mystical and alcoholic spirits infuse this wonderfully distinctive chamber musical

London’s latest new theatre opens with an appropriately otherworldly Halloween offering: American composer Dave Malloy’s teeming 2014 song cycle, which played at the Edinburgh Festival in 2016.

Doctor Sleep review - heartfelt return to the Overlook Hotel

★★★ DOCTOR SLEEP Heartfelt return to the Overlook Hotel

More King than Kubrick, in effective if muted sequel to 'The Shining'

Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining ended in ice, Stephen King’s in fire which consumed the Overlook Hotel. King’s frightening, emotionally rich novel was written by an alcoholic about an alcoholic, Jack Torrance, and his suffering family.

The Addams Family review - more treat than trick

Animated reboot works best when sticking to the source material

Starting life as a comic strip in 1938, The Addams Family seems to have reinvented itself for every generation. It’s the story of an odd-ball family from ‘The old country’ (where that is geographically located is by-the-by), who love the grim and gothic. Their outlandish ways were neatly juxtaposed against the wholesome values of American suburbia.

Ready or Not review - bloody awful

★ READY OR NOT Lamebrained satire could put you off marriage (or movies) for life

Lamebrained satire could put you off marriage (or movies) for life

Equal measures class system satire and Scream or Saw genre knockoff, Ready or Not is entirely appalling, except perhaps to those forgiving hipsters in the crowd who will view its ineptitude as some deliberate "meta" statement all its own. Nonsensical on virtually every level and as badly acted as it is written and directed, this celluloid amalgam of comedy and horror wears its coolness on a distinctly blood-spattered sleeve: my sympathies go out to all involved. 

It Chapter Two review – time to stop clowning around

★★ IT CHAPTER TWO Return of Stephen King's killer clown is gobbled up by its own plotting

The return of Stephen King's killer clown is gobbled up by its own plotting

Just two years after It Chapter One became the most successful horror film ever made, Pennywise the Dancing Clown is once again giving the American town of Derry absolutely nothing to laugh about. But this time around it’s audiences who may feel unable to enjoy the irony of a killer clown. For Chapter Two feels like a pointless, nay horrific case of déjà vu. 

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark review - mild-mannered nightmares

★★★ SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK Campfire horror yarns favour character over fright

Campfire horror yarns favour character over fright

Guillermo del Toro considered directing this adaptation of Alvin Schwartz’s bestselling campfire tales, and his sensibility can still be discerned in its kind sort of fantasy and concern with outsiders.