Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Netflix

DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY, NETFLIX Douglas Adams's sleuth rises again in a hyperactive US reboot starring Samuel Barnett

Douglas Adams's sleuth rises again in a hyperactive US reboot starring Samuel Barnett

Dirk Gently’s shtick as a detective is interconnectedness. Everything happens for an incalculable reason, there’s no such thing as chance, and all neural pathways lead randomly to the correct outcome. It's a philosophy paper gussied up as a whizzbang entertainment. “I will eventually solve the mystery merely by doing whatever,” says Dirk, having introduced himself as a detective.

Nerve

NERVE A fast ride through the dark side of the internet

A fast ride through the dark side of the internet

Coinciding with both Pokémon Go madness and a developing backlash against the insidious modern plague of mobile gadgets, Nerve is a moral fable for the social media era, and a Cinderella story that turns into The Hunger Games. Luckily, it's much more fun than that makes it sound.

DVD: Steve Jobs

DVD: STEVE JOBS Fast-moving biopic of the original Apple genius

Fast-moving biopic of the original Apple genius

If you saw The Social Network, for which Aaron Sorkin wrote the script, you will recognise the type also on display here – a hugely driven, arrogant genius who is emotionally illiterate. In The Social Network it was Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg; in Steve Jobs, it’s the co-founder of Apple.

We Want You To Watch, National Theatre

WE WANT YOU TO WATCH, NATIONAL THEATRE Theatrical attack on pornography is well-intentioned, but disappointingly superficial

Theatrical attack on pornography is well-intentioned, but disappointingly superficial

“We’re completely pro sex.” Rashdash, who collaborated with Alice Birch on this anarchic challenge to pornography, are not objecting on prudish grounds  their concern is the corrosive impact of degrading, dehumanising material. We are all affected, and we all need to seek a solution.

Star Paws: The Rise of Superstar Pets, Channel 4

STAR PAWS: THE RISE OF SUPERSTAR PETS, CHANNEL 4 This flimsy documentary is one for the feline-minded

Flimsy documentary is one for the feline-minded

Mid-week at 9pm has always struck me as the perfect televisual sweet spot. It’s not so close to the weekend that you’re likely to want to go out, but enough of the week is done that it seems right to put your feet up and relax with a glass of wine and some exciting new drama or challenging documentary. Or, if you’re Channel 4, an hour on the 'professional pets' that the internet has helped launch to viral fame.

Crystal Springs, Park Theatre / Little Stitches, Theatre503

CRYSTAL SPRINGS, PARK THEATRE / LITTLE STITCHES, THEATRE503 Cyberspace goings on and reports from the frontline of FGM

Cyberspace goings on and reports from the frontline of FGM

Here's a fun fact: this year the Merriam-Webster dictionary added a new definition for the noun "catfish". As well as the amphibian, a catfish now also refers to "a person who sets up a false personal profile on a social networking site for fraudulent or deceptive purposes." Having been popularised by the 2010 American film documentary of the same name, the term is also used casually as a verb, meaning to fool someone online.

The Zero Theorem

THE ZERO THEOREM Terry Gilliam's latest is a half-hearted, undercooked self-parody

Terry Gilliam's latest is a half-hearted, undercooked self-parody

Terry Gilliam’s career currently resembles Orson Welles’ declining years, and not just in both men’s seemingly impossible quests to finish a film of Don Quixote. Gilliam too is trying to work outside a Hollywood system that has tired of his maverick talent, finding himself in far-flung European corners with motley casts of famous friends and fans, doing him favours in the hope his old lightning will strike.

'Always on, never alone'

'ALWAYS ON, NEVER ALONE' The director Beeban Kidron introduces InRealLife, her searching documentary about the impact of the Internet on young lives

The director Beeban Kidron introduces InRealLife, her searching documentary about the impact of the Internet on young lives

While newspapers alternately praise and panic about the glittering world of the Internet, there is a generation of children who have grown up with 24/7 connectivity and a smart phone in their hand.

Storyville: Google and the World Brain/How Hackers Changed the World, BBC Four

Two very different perspectives on internet culture and trends

At what stage will the trend among journalists and documentarians to regard anything relating to the internet with suspicion or, worse, ignorance come to an end? Although I recognise that my relationship with information technology has never been exactly typical, this stuff has been easy enough to access for more than half of my life now. And I’m not exactly young.