Dallas, Channel 5

DALLAS, CHANNEL 5 The mama of American soap operas returns with its glorious absurdity intact

The mama of American soap operas returns with its glorious absurdity intact

Praise be, they’ve kept the title sequence. Dallas, the mama of all American soap operas, is famous for a lot of things – Stetsons, satin sheets, surreal shower scenes, the slow disintegration of Priscilla Presley’s nose – but perhaps the most memorable component in its Eighties incarnation was the opening credits in which mirrored skyscrapers were juxtaposed with the bucolic idyll of Southfork, and split-screens showed JR, Bobby, Sue-Ellen et al pulling panto poses to a histrionic orchestral soundtrack. Such things are sacred.

CD: The xx – Coexist

More moody atmospherics from the politest band in pop?

One of the current tropes in stand-up comedy is the way that television appropriates music to manipulate emotions. Sean Hughes employs a flurry of Snow Patrol when he acts out buying some bread, while newcomer David Trent has Sigur Rós on his soundtrack as he celebrates winning a piffling £10 on the Lottery. Which brings us to The xx. The young band's Mercury Prize-winning 2009 debut album became a dinner party staple and a default promo choice, plugging everything from the BBC's Election coverage to teen tosh 90210.

theartsdesk Q&A: Musician Karl Wallinger

THEARTSDESK Q&A: KARL WALLINGER World Party wizard on aneurysms, Robbie Williams, drugs and fame - and why he's returning to British stages after a decade away

World Party wizard on aneurysms, Robbie Williams, drugs and fame - and why he's returning to British stages after a decade away

In February 2001 a brain aneurysm nearly killed Karl Wallinger. It didn’t do World Party many favours either. The aftermath of devastating illness resulted in a five year hiatus for his band, followed by a gradual, tentative return. Since 2006 there have been shows in Australia and America, but no new music and no gigs on this side of the pond. Until now.

Soul Sister, Savoy Theatre

SOUL SISTER, SAVOY THEATRE In the light of today's big news about Tina Turner, we recall the 2012 jukebox musical

Mega-watt lead dominates slight Tina Turner jukebox musical

The fright wig is instantly recognisable. Even with her back turned, it’s obviously Tina Turner on stage. Except it isn’t. It’s actress Emi Wokoma playing the singer in a performance virtually guaranteed to turn her into a star. Casualty and EastEnders will soon be distant memories for Wokoma. Good for her, maybe, but she’s the best thing about the otherwise wafer-thin Soul Sister.

CD: Jessie Ware - Devotion

Can Ms Ware's balladry transcend the 1980s?

Although the Eighties revival has now been going on for longer than the actual Eighties, it shows no sign of abating – to the point where maybe it would be more sensible to refer to it as a tradition or a palette of techniques rather than than considering it as retro at all. However you see it, Jessie Ware and her production team do it with style.

Interview: 10 Questions for Nik Kershaw

10 QUESTIONS FOR NIK KERSHAW The Eighties pop star talks prog rock, Pretty in Pink and bumping shopping trolleys with The Prodigy

The Eighties pop star talks prog rock, Pretty in Pink and bumping shopping trolleys with The Prodigy

Nik Kershaw (b 1958) is best known for a run of hits in the mid-Eighties, songs such as “Wouldn’t It Be Good”, “I Won’t Let The Sun Go Down on Me”, “The Riddle” and “Wide Boy”. He achieved international success and played Live Aid in 1985. Raised in Ipswich, he had a background in local bands before his breakthrough came with 1984’s Human Racing album. His look from the era, all mullet, snood and casual suit, has become definitive Eighties imagery.