The Crown Jewels, Garrick Theatre review - star laden comedy fails to sparkle

 THE CROWN JEWELS, GARRICK THEATRE True story, dreadfully low on laughs and drama

Al Murray and Carrie Hope Fletcher provide the only high points in a disappointing production

At first, it’s hard to believe that the true story of Colonel Blood’s audacious attempt to steal The Crown Jewels from the Tower of London in 1671 has not provided the basis for a play before. After two hours of Simon Nye’s pedestrian telling of the tale as a comedy, you have your answer.

A Midsummer Night's Dream, Shakespeare's Globe review - busy production overflowing with new ideas

★★★ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM, SHAKESPEARE'S GLOBE Hot button issues douse fiery passions

MIchelle Terry steals the show as a Puck who brings a malevolent undertow to the comic romance

Two years on from Sean Holmes’ production and seven on from Emma Rice’s (both of which featured diverse casts), Elle While takes a turn with the old warhorse’s lovers and fairies, its sparring couples and its Morecambe and Wise-like shambles of a play-within-a-play. The question hangs in the air – what to do to excite audiences, some of whom are so familiar with A Midsummer Night’s Dream that, a row behind me, they were laughing a beat before the punchlines were delivered?

Life is a Dream, Cheek by Jowl, Barbican Theatre review - savouring the Spanish of a singular masterpiece

★★★★ LIFE IS A DREAM, BARBICAN THEATRE Savouring the Spanish of a singular masterpiece

A suitably phantasmagorical vision in strong teamwork by Calderón's compatriots

Dream versus reality, fate and free will, love and death, nature versus nurture: they’re all here in Calderón de la Barca’ s ever-startling baroque panopticon, a play so precociously meta that every theatrical game from Pirandello onwards deserves the epithet “Calderonian”.

Blu-ray: Saraband for Dead Lovers

★★ BLU-RAY: SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS Ealing's tedious costume extravaganza

Gorgeous restoration can't rescue Ealing's tedious costume extravaganza

The 17th century romantic tragedy Saraband for Dead Lovers (1948), Ealing Studios' first Technicolor film, was conceived as a magnificent spectacle. The opulent costumes and Oscar-winning sets, shot in pleasingly muted tones and rendered almost 3D by Douglas Slocombe’s deep-focus cinematography, make for a visual feast in StudioCanal’s restoration. Sadly, it’s a banquet of stodge thanks to Basil Dearden’s cumbrous direction and dire performances by Stewart Granger and Joan Greenwood.

An Anatomy of Melancholy, Barbican Pit review - stunning journey into an Elizabethan heart of darkness

★★★★ AN ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY, BARBICAN PIT Stunning journey into an Elizabethan heart of darkness

Iestyn Davies' tone ranges from subtle vibrato to pure liquid gold

We enter the Barbican Pit as if visiting an apothecary. On the walls of the passage approaching it there are scientific diagrams and documents, while the stage itself is set up with glass cases filled with different potions and experiments.

Orpheus, Opera North review - cross-cultural opera in action

★★★★ ORPHEUS, OPERA NORTH Monteverdi and South Asian classical tradition come together

Monteverdi and South Asian classical tradition come together with enchanting success

Within its own aspirations, Orpheus is a complete triumph. “Monteverdi reimagined”, as Opera North subtitled it from the start, is an attempt to unite (and contrast, and compare, and cross-fertilise) early baroque opera with South Asian classical music.

Purcell's Playhouse, Bevan, Barokksolistene, Eike, Purcell Room review - kaleidoscopic delights

★★★★ PURCELL'S PLAYHOUSE, BEVAN, BAROKKSOLISTENE, EIKE, PURCELL ROOM Kaleidoscopic delights

Vivacious British soprano shares the communicative spirit of her Norwegian colleagues

“What about the communication with the audience?” asked violinist and impresario Bjarte Eike in his First Person piece for theartsdesk. “How can a 'normal' concert be turned into a special event?” Explaining how is one thing – but doing it to dazzle our senses is what counts. Though the Alehouse Session which followed out in the foyer was brilliant business more or less as usual, “Purcell’s Playhouse” took us further on the road of making the old absolutely new.

theartsdesk Q&A: Abel Selaocoe

ABEL SELAOCOE The South African cellist and rising star of World and Classical on his debut album

The South African cellist and rising star of World and Classical on the music, life and history embedded in his debut album 'Where Is Home'

South-African cellist Abel Selaocoe is about to begin his third major concert in London in under a year. As the support artist for kora player Ballake Sissoko and cellist Vincent Segal at the Roundhouse in January, he received a lengthy ovation for his 30 minute set, having demonstrated an uncanny ability to play the audience as dexterously as he plays his cello.

Treason The Musical In Concert, Theatre Royal Drury Lane review - plenty of musical gunpowder but not enough plot

★★★  TREASON THE MUSICAL IN CONCERT Semi-staged production shows promise - and problems

Semi-staged production shows promise - and problems

A semi-staged concert performance of a musical is a little like a third trimester ultrasound scan. You should see the anatomy in development, the shape of what is to come and, most importantly, discern a heart beating at its centre. But you can’t tell if what will arrive some time later will be a bouncing baby or a sickly child. So it is with this iteration of a new British musical, Treason

Spell Book/La liberazione di Ruggiero dell'isola di Alcina, Longborough Festival review - the pitfalls of diversity

Music of charm or character not always trusted in its presentation

Diversity is a great idea, but it can sometimes contain the seeds of its own downfall. Positive discrimination is an obvious, frequent example. But there are two different cases in Longborough’s double bill of Freya Waley-Cohen’s Spell Book and Francesca Caccini’s La liberazione di Ruggiero dall’isola di Alcina, the one case to do with the character of the work itself, the other to do mainly with the philosophy behind its performance here.