DVD: Lucy

DVD: LUCY Luc Besson makes Johansson divine in a loopy action epic

Luc Besson makes Scarlett Johansson divine in a loopy action epic

This has been Scarlett Johansson’s defining year. Previously seeming a slightly dazed, limited beauty, she bravely abandoned her comfort zone in Jonathan Glazer’s gruelling and strange Scottish s.f. vision Under the Skin, then had her biggest hit with Luc Besson’s Lucy.

DVD: The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq

DVD: THE KIDNAPPING OF MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ Little comes as expected in Guillaume Nicloux’s wry, eccentric French comedy

Little comes as expected in Guillaume Nicloux’s wry, eccentric French comedy

There’s a wonderful drollery to Guillaume Nicloux’s wry and eccentric comedy The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq (L‘Enlèvement de Michel Houellebecq) which is quintessentially Gallic. Three years ago the enfant terrible of French literature disappeared for some days from a book tour, giving rise to rumours as extreme as that he had been kidnapped by Al-Qaida.

School of Babel

SCHOOL OF BABEL Touching but narrowly focused French chronicle of immigrant children tackling their adopted language

Touching but narrowly focused French chronicle of immigrant children tackling their adopted language

“God isn’t in this class, we’ll leave God outside.” Although teacher Brigitte Cervoni declares that matters of religion are not appropriate for her class of non-French children learning the language of their new country, a lengthy section of School of Babel nonetheless finds them debating Adam and Eve and the differences between faiths. It’s not the only disconnect in director Julie Bertuccelli’s documentary.

Eastern Boys

EASTERN BOYS Tight, disturbing French gay drama of contact between outsiders

Tight, disturbing French gay drama of contact between outsiders

Eastern Boys is a disturbing film. Robin Campillo’s second feature as director catches the often aggressive world of immigrant grifters in Paris – they’re a gang of young men largely from the former Soviet Union – and their interaction with the society that surrounds them, through prostitution and crime. The issue of prostitution itself is given a complex nuance in the film’s central relationship, where control and care, exploitation and protection become uneasily mixed up, before the film’s closing third moves into thriller mode.

DVD: Mood Indigo

DVD: MOOD INDIGO A subterranean film about the factory of the self

A subterranean film about the factory of the self

This is a simple story told in the most creatively chaotic way. A kaleidoscope of stunning visuals, intricate mechanics and curious characters unfolds, revealing the tale of Chloe (Audrey Tautou) and Colin (Romain Duris) who fall in love.

My Old Lady

MY OLD LADY Three fine actors adrift in a highly pictorial Paris

Three fine actors adrift in a highly pictorial Paris

An Off Broadway play that largely passed without notice in 2002 is now a movie poised to suffer the same fate, notwithstanding the fact that this starry three-hander marks the film directing debut of the prolific American dramatist Israel Horovitz, at the age of 75. So it's no surprise that the older generation gets championed in a script (adapted by Horovitz from his stage play) that finds Maggie Smith playing a nonagenarian who, she tells us, is too old for subtlety.

Imagine... Anselm Kiefer, BBC One

IMAGINE...ANSELM KIEFER, BBC ONE Entertaining but two-dimensional, Alan Yentob's account glosses over the artist's flaws

Entertaining but two-dimensional, Alan Yentob's account glosses over the artist's flaws

Anselm Kiefer reminds me a bit of someone I once worked for. Totally unpredictable, and possessed of a formidable intelligence and creativity, his mental leaps can be bewilderingly hard to follow, leading occasionally to truly breathtaking results, but crashing and burning just as often. Everyone else, like me, or in Kiefer’s case his long-suffering assistant Tony, not to mention poor old Alan Yentob, has to trot along behind, barely able to keep up with the barrage of ideas, questions and orders, let alone judge whether any of it is any good.

Rosemary's Baby, Lifetime

Classic Sixties horror story about spawning the Antichrist fails to deliver

Polish director Agnieszka Holland is best known for two Holocaust films, both based on remarkable true stories: the 1990 Europa Europa and the 2011 release In Darkness. Here she tackles horror of the supernatural kind. This NBC two-parter is an updating of Ira Levin’s best-selling 1967 novel rather than a remake of Roman Polanski’s 1968 classic film, though it wouldn't matter either way, for while Polanski remained faithful to the book, this version of Rosemary’s Baby revises significant details.

Assassin's Creed: Unity

The French Revolution makes for a stunning backdrop to free-roaming stealth action.

What a setting! The history-hopping stealth action series drops into Revolutionary Paris in Unity. Arguably the first game of the "next generation" uses more processing power to render a gigantic, living city teeming with revolting peasants, towered over by Gothic cathedrals and stuffed full of passageways and distractions. Assassin's Creed: Unity looks so real you can almost smell Robespierre's breath. Such a shame, then, that the game fails to engage meaningfully with setting or period.

La Bohème, English National Opera

LA BOHÈME, ENGLISH NATIONAL OPERA Star-voiced lovers move and soar, but revived Jonathan Miller production does little

Star-voiced lovers move and soar, but revived Jonathan Miller production does little

ENO may not always have matched the Royal Opera in the Great Puccini Voices stakes. But it's served up many of the classiest Mimìs, with Valerie Masterson, Mary Plazas and Elizabeth Llewellyn as top seamstresses. Californian former beauty queen Angel Blue, an acclaimed Musetta in the previous revival, now joins them.