CD: The Fiction Aisle - Heart Map Rubric

Debut from Electric Soft Parader's luscious new ensemble

This album is a gorgeous New Year surprise. Much of it is a delicious investigation of old-fashioned pre-rock songwriting, but done from the heart rather than for kitsch kicks. Sometimes this means it wanders into easy listening which, after all, was originally just swing generation musicians continuing in their own sweet way long after the world had followed The Beatles instead.

Absolutely Me, Caro Emerald, Brighton Centre

ABSOLUTELY ME, CARO EMERALD, BRIGHTON CENTRE Sassy Dutch singer persuades a staid Brighton crowd to put on their dancing shoes

Sassy Dutch singer persuades a staid Brighton crowd to put on their dancing shoes

Caro Emerald first appears, spotlit, in one of the aisles of the Brighton Centre’s eastern balcony. Clad in a pleated knee-length black skirt and an eye-jarring yellow and red shirt that brings to mind Russian expressionist art, she kicks things off with the doleful, show tune-style paean to being a mistress, “The Other Woman”. It is a striking beginning and her concert grips the capacity audience by the scruff of the neck from thereon in.

Carleen Anderson: A Tribute to Sarah Vaughan, Theatre Royal, Brighton

CARLEEN ANDERSON: A TRIBUTE TO SARAH VAUGHAN, BRIGHTON Honouring a jazz icon in sometimes challenging, sometimes thrilling style

Honouring a jazz icon in sometimes challenging, sometimes thrilling style

Carleen Anderson’s range of vocal scales and styles is matchless in contemporary pop. Where she aims those enviable resources is the only issue anyone could have with her, a matter of taste she’ll eventually make irrelevant tonight with a flood of gospel-jazz exhilaration.

Benjamin Clementine, Theatre Royal, Brighton

BENJAMIN CLEMENTINE, THEATRE ROYAL, BRIGHTON One man, one woman, on piano and cello, wow Brighton into silence

One man, one woman, on piano and cello, wow Brighton into silence

Benjamin Clementine’s idea of repartee with the audience is producing a clementine orange and smiling shyly. Clad in his trademark greatcoat-over-naked chest, with bare feet and outrageous pompadour hair, he sits at a spotlit grand piano and manoeuvres the fruit gently about before setting it down. It’s hardly even a gag but, given his between-song demeanour the rest of the time, this is the Clementine equivalent of prat-falling on a banana skin while making farting noises. His audience, however, are onside and audibly respond with affectionate laughter.

Cat's Eyes live score for The Duke of Burgundy, Brighton Dome

Horrors frontman's side project soundtrack Peter Strickland's S&M masterpiece

There’s an extraordinary moment, in Peter Strickland’s deeply sensual, desperately funny and feverishly powerful S&M love story, when a camera travels slowly into the darkness between a woman’s thighs. It’s an extraordinary moment in the soundtrack, too. In place of the golden strings and softly hovering choral notes, Brighton Dome suddenly fills with a monochrome electronic pulsing, as if an army of giant moths is flying over with wings of black sheet metal.

The Joey Arias Experience, Theatre Royal, Brighton

Iconic New York cabaret singer is witty, tender, and very rude

Brighton whooped as if she had never seen risqué entertainment last night, as cabaret veteran Joey Arias brought his Billie Holiday-meets-bawdy-standup show to the Brighton Festival. Able to switch between sincere tribute and brilliantly, cathartically filthy jokes instantaneously, he makes an audience unfamiliar with his style take a few minutes to calibrate their response. Once you understand that the Holiday is for real, and everything else tongue (or that’s what it looks like, anyway) in cheek, the evening makes curiously, but compellingly refreshing dramatic sense.

Rachel Kneebone, Brighton Festival

The artist's porcelain sculptures are both lyrical and macabre

In an oft quoted moment of self-deprecation, WH Auden once described his own face as looking like “a wedding cake left out in the rain”. But the poet might have thought twice if confronted with the Porcelain confections of Rachel Kneebone. The London-based artist has brought three of her sculptures to the gallery of the University of Brighton; each one piles flora, vines and body parts onto a tomb-like plinth. They are as grand as wedding cakes, sugar white, and slick with a wet-looking glaze. 

Kate Tempest, George the Poet, Brighton Corn Exchange

KATE TEMPEST, GEORGE THE POET, BRIGHTON CORN EXCHANGE An evening of spoken word with music undermined by dodgy sonic clarity

An evening of spoken word with music undermined by dodgy sonic clarity

Kate Tempest's long blonde-brown hair flailed as she prowled the stage, red-faced from exertion, adhering not a jot to the media’s tick-boxes for femininity. She is smaller, by far, than her backing band, dressed down in baggy sweatshirt and jeans. Unlikely star material yet she exuded such energized passion and righteous charisma that, by the end, as she encored with a poem that, like so many tonight, seemed to allude to the troubling political developments of last week, she had the audience rapt, completely engaged.

The Beautiful Cosmos of Ivor Cutler, Theatre Royal, Brighton

Brilliantly devised theatre lights up the life of a musical eccentric

The author of such inimitably evocative melancholia as “If All The Cornflakes” and the many episodes of “Life In A Scotch Sitting Room”, Scottish poet and songwriter Ivor Cutler had a stellar cult following for many decades until his death in 2006. This wonderfully fluid ensemble show, making its English debut at the Brighton Festival, was devised by Scottish group Vanishing Point in association with The National Theatre of Scotland. It recreates episodes from Cutler’s life, and fragments of his music in a mesmerising, dynamic collage of bleak-tinged fun.

GoGo Penguin, Corn Exchange, Brighton

GOGO PENGUIN, CORN EXCHANGE, BRIGHTON From Manchester, on Blue Note - British jazz's new stars continue to soar

From Manchester, on Blue Note - British jazz's new stars continue to soar

It’s a shock to see the Corn Exchange’s hundreds of seats sold out for a jazz piano trio. When I first heard GoGo Penguin two winters ago, it was in an East London basement, where new recruit Nick Blacka’s thunderous double-bass was inspiring a few intrepid dancers to their skittering beats, among a crowd of dozens. Since then, there’s been a Mercury nomination, and a recent three-album deal with America’s gold-standard jazz label, Blue Note, a remarkable achievement for a British band.