Absolutely Me, Caro Emerald, Brighton Centre

ABSOLUTELY ME, CARO EMERALD, BRIGHTON CENTRE Sassy Dutch singer persuades a staid Brighton crowd to put on their dancing shoes

Sassy Dutch singer persuades a staid Brighton crowd to put on their dancing shoes

Caro Emerald first appears, spotlit, in one of the aisles of the Brighton Centre’s eastern balcony. Clad in a pleated knee-length black skirt and an eye-jarring yellow and red shirt that brings to mind Russian expressionist art, she kicks things off with the doleful, show tune-style paean to being a mistress, “The Other Woman”. It is a striking beginning and her concert grips the capacity audience by the scruff of the neck from thereon in.

Masters of the Everyday: Dutch Artists in the Age of Vermeer, The Queen’s Gallery

MASTERS OF THE EVERYDAY: DUTCH ARTISTS IN THE AGE OF VERMEER, THE QUEEN'S GALLERY Works from the Dutch Golden Age reveal genius of the vernacular

Works from the Dutch Golden Age reveal genius of the vernacular

What is it about Vermeer? Just mention the name and there will be queues around the block. Its true that there are a handful of other artists with that charisma, but none so rare as Vermeer. The Girl with a Pearl Earring is not only the subject of a recent novel and a film, but also a kind of poster for Holland as a whole, and the star of the recently reopened Mauritshaus in the Hague. At the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam you can hardly see the handful of Vermeers for the crowds.

CD: Rats on Rafts - Tape Hiss

Unhinged and unrelenting post-punk vigour from Rotterdam

The title Tape Hiss instantly telegraphs a dissatisfaction with today’s digital world and, fittingly, the all-analogue second album from Rotterdam’s Rats on Rafts could soundtrack a half-remembered Eighties evening taking in a bill of Britain and New Zealand’s most singular post-punk survivors. Their musical inspirations ring through loud and clear. But – and it's a massive but – these Lownlanders do it better and more ferociously than any of their forebears.

Song from Far Away, Young Vic

SONG FROM FAR AWAY, YOUNG VIC Simon Stephens raw meditation on grief creeps under the skin

Simon Stephens’ raw meditation on grief creeps under the skin

“My brother died.” That’s the reality New York-based banker Willem struggles to inhabit when he returns to his estranged family in Amsterdam. There is no sense in Pauli’s loss – a sudden heart attack at 20, cradled by a stranger in the street – nor finality. Willem’s response is to continue the conversation through an elegiac series of letters, countering the abandonment and searching for meaning in both a life interrupted and his own isolated existence.

theartsdesk in Aix-en-Provence: Let's make a Euro-opera

THEARTSDESK IN AIX-EN-PROVENCE: LET'S MAKE A EURO-OPERA Bright young team gathers for a unique project connecting Europeans

Bright young team gathers for a unique project connecting Europeans

It’s a brilliantly sunny January afternoon amidst a general drama of rain at an industrial park outside Aix-en-Provence, and members of a production team are gathering for the first time in the back yard of the festival’s rehearsal studios. Some have met earlier, and three of the five singers who’ll be arriving shortly know each other thanks to the connections already made through the European Network of Opera Academies.

CD: Snarky Puppy and Metropole Orkest - Sylva

CD: SNARKY PUPPY AND METROPOLE ORKEST - SYLVA Ambitious and imaginative US-Dutch collaboration thrills at every turn

Ambitious and imaginative US-Dutch collaboration thrills at every turn

From fulsome, modally inflected string lines (“Sintra”) to the funkiest of New Orleans brass grooves (“Atchafalaya”), this first major label album from Grammy-winning, NYC-based collective Snarky Puppy, paired here with Holland's crack Metropole Orkest under their principal conductor Jules Buckley, is a brilliantly arranged and artfully executed tour de force.

Kidnapping Freddy Heineken

KIDNAPPING FREDDY HEINEKEN Anthony Hopkins sleep-walks into his cell as a captive lager magnate

Anthony Hopkins sleep-walks into his cell as a captive lager magnate

There’s no shame in being a jobbing actor, but you can’t help missing the Anthony Hopkins who dissected repression with definitive, painful finesse, back when he was great. The Human Stain (2003) is the last I’ve seen of that, amongst the last decade’s Norse gods, Greek generals and judges. His turn as kidnapped lager tycoon Freddy Heineken resembles one of Larry Olivier’s later, international pay-cheques – as a project if not role, Wild Geese 2 comes unwelcomely to mind.

Marlene Dumas: The Image as Burden, Tate Modern

MARLENE DUMAS: THE IMAGE AS BURDEN, TATE MODERN A living painter who can compete with Manet and make images relevant to today

A living painter who can compete with Manet and make images relevant to today

"My fatherland is South Africa, my mother tongue is Afrikaans, my surname is French, I don’t speak French. My mother always wanted me to go to Paris. She thought art was French because of Picasso. I thought art was American because of Artforum... I live in Amsterdam and have a Dutch passport. Sometimes I think I’m not a real artist because I’m too half-hearted and I never quite know where I am." (Marlene Dumas)

Rembrandt: The Late Works, National Gallery

REMBRANDT: THE LATE WORKS, NATIONAL GALLERY In his last decade, the Dutch artist suffered hardship, but painted some of his most enduring masterpieces

In his last decade, the Dutch artist suffered hardship, but painted some of his most enduring masterpieces

All human life, as they say, is here: we witness displays of warmth and tenderness in virtuous matrimony; reflection and contemplation in quiet solitude. We respond to the soft seductions of the flesh in its yielding ripeness, and we feel the pathos of the withering of the flesh in age; there’s even the mocking of the aged flesh still lusting for the piece of the old action. There’s civic pride and intellectual curiosity. And then there’s simply being; being in a fully conscious, thinking and feeling sense – don’t we get exactly that when we stand before a Rembrandt self-portrait?

DVD: Goltzius and the Pelican Company

DVD: GOLTZIUS AND THE PELICAN COMPANY First-class, fascinating director's interview accompanies Greenaway's DVD latest

First-class, fascinating director's interview accompanies Greenaway's DVD latest

In his director’s interview for Goltzius and the Pelican Company Peter Greenaway describes the public profiles that his films have achieved over the years, dividing them into an effective A and B list. He counts his 1982 The Draughtsman's Contract as his most approachable work, while acknowledging that its follow-up A Zed & Two Noughts was greeted by a really savage critical and popular reaction (though the director himself thinks it’s his best film).