Big School, BBC One

BIG SCHOOL, BBC ONE David Walliams's classroom comedy is rooted in the pre-Govian era

David Walliams's classroom comedy is rooted in the pre-Govian era

Boldly not going anywhere near things like Grange Hill or Teachers, Big School is more like a throwback to the St Trinian's of the 1950s. Co-writer and star David Walliams plays a man known only as Mr Church, Deputy Head of Chemistry at Greybridge School (the nod to Billy Bunter's Greyfriars presumably being the whole point). He's repressed, uptight and sexually inept, and more than a tiny bit reminiscent of Rowan Atkinson playing the title role in Simon Gray's Quartermaine's Terms.

Quartermaine's Terms, Wyndham's Theatre

QUARTERMAINE'S TERMS, WYNDHAM'S THEATRE Simon Gray's tragi-comedy about loneliness doesn't tug at the heartstrings

Simon Gray's tragi-comedy about loneliness doesn't tug at the heartstrings

A wise man once said of Simon Gray's plays - and he wrote a lot of them - that they often have a lot of talk and very little action. And so it is with his 1981 tragi-comedy, set in the staff room of a language school for foreign students in Cambridge.

Safety Not Guaranteed

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED Offbeat, heartfelt sci-fi hones in on the emotion of time travel

Offbeat, heartfelt sci-fi hones in on the emotion of time travel

If 2012 is to have a cinematic legacy, it may just be remembered as the year big-screen time travel came of age. While Rian Johnson’s pulpy noir Looper explored the moral and spiritual implications of a world in which decade-hopping has become the norm, first-time director Colin Trevorrow hones in on the concept’s core emotion. Our universal longing to go back, to recover, to alter the past, is both what makes time travel such an enduringly popular trope, and what sustains Trevorrow’s particular offbeat, quietly joyous take.

Opinion: why arts education matters

OPINION: WHY ARTS EDUCATION MATTERS Michael Gove's plan to marginalise the arts spells disaster, argues one of theartsdesk's writers from the frontline

Michael Gove's plan to marginalise the arts spells disaster, argues one of theartsdesk's writers from the frontline

There’s been a star-studded attack from leading figures in the arts on the decision by Michael Gove, the Secretary of State for Education, to exclude the performing arts from the English Baccalaureate, the planned replacement for the GCSE examination. To the Coalition’s credit, they've also published a National Plan for Music Education, “part of the Government’s aim to ensure that all pupils have rich cultural opportunities alongside their academic and vocational studies”. But this only makes the decision regarding the Ebacc even more disappointing and ill-advised.

LFF 2012: In the House

NEXT WEEK: 10 QUESTIONS FOR FRANÇOIS OZON The director of 'In the House', 'Potiche' and 'Swimming Pool' spills the beans

Ozon’s sharp and scathing comedy depicts an unusual teacher-pupil relationship

Balancing cool calculation with a touch of Potiche’s farce, In the House (Dans la Maison) sees French director François Ozon return to the story-within-a-story structure and enigmatic imposter subject matter of Swimming Pool.

LFF 2012: Normal School

LFF 2012: NORMAL SCHOOL Observational documentary in an Argentine school gets subtly under the skin

Observational documentary in an Argentine school gets subtly under the skin

Argentine Celina Murga’s two feature films to date, Ana and the Others and A Week Alone, mark her out as one of the most original voices in a country chock full of talent.  Those films are concerned with individuals – respectively, a young woman and a group of children – in search of an identity, in a society that is giving them little direction. Her first documentary, Escuela normal, investigates this question at source.

South Downs/The Browning Version, Harold Pinter Theatre

Engrossing Rattigan and Hare double-bill makes a triumphant West End transfer

It's amazing what working on a masterpiece can do. Commissioned to write a companion piece to Terence Rattigan's magnificent one-act drama The Browning VersionDavid Hare has abandoned his journalistic tendencies and written a gently oblique play of controlled emotional eloquence.

Opinion: What ballet school is for

WHAT BALLET SCHOOL IS FOR: There are fewer than 300 ballet jobs in UK companies - is this why British dancers find themselves outnumbered?

There are fewer than 300 ballet jobs in UK companies - is this why British dancers find themselves outnumbered?

How many classical ballet dancing jobs, full-time, are there in Great Britain? I make it just 289. That's the Royal Ballet 94, English National Ballet 67, Birmingham Royal Ballet 57, Scottish Ballet 36, Northern Ballet 35. Rambert does sometimes take classically trained dancers: another 23. So, at a stretch, 312 full-time jobs for Britain's classical ballet graduates to be searching for a vacancy in. Moreover, a profession in which most are tenacious of their jobs, staying perhaps 10-plus years.

theartsdesk at Chetham's: New Life for an Old School

NEW LIFE FOR AN OLD SCHOOL: A £31m redevelopment has transformed Chetham's School of Music in Manchester

A £31m redevelopment has transformed Manchester's specialist music institution

Like a streamlined sandstone-coloured satellite berthed unexpectedly in Manchester’s medieval quarter, the new addition to the country’s largest specialist music school, Chetham’s (pronounced Cheetham’s), makes a confident statement for the future. It looms seven storeys high amidst atmospheric buildings dating back as far as 600 years.