Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Savoy Theatre

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS Film-to-stage musical will leave no one feeling conned

Film-to-stage musical will leave no one feeling conned

The “fantasy” Riviera conjured by designer Peter McKintosh for the West End premiere of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - the Musical is pretty much an extension of the Savoy Theatre’s shining Art Deco auditorium, its sleek angular segments gliding into position like they too have been choreographed by director/choreographer Jerry Mitchell. So it looks devilishly good and it smells of money and deception. Which (as those of you have seen the semi-classic movie will know) is precisely what this expensively upholstered romp is all about.

I Can't Sing!, London Palladium

I CAN'T SING!, LONDON PALLADIUM Say cheese. Harry Hill's 'X Factor' spoof is a costly but toothless inside job

Say cheese. Harry Hill's X Factor spoof is a costly but toothless inside job

The names have been changed to protect the guilty but half the fun of I Can’t Sing! - the so-called X-Factor musical - lies in the relentless spoofing of a show we love to hate and a format so unremittingly predictable that its contestants, judges, and host now read like characters from a, well, musical.

Funny Face

FUNNY FACE Reissue for Stanley Donen's luminous but sexist musical

Reissue for Stanley Donen's luminous but sexist musical, starring Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire

For those who haven't seen it, the funny face of the title belongs to Audrey Hepburn. As preposterous as that seems for someone so iconically gorgeous and although when others fail to notice her beauty it seems insane, Hepburn was famously insecure, so when her character Jo Stockton says, "I have no illusions about my looks, I think my face is funny" it doesn't sound insincere.

The A-Z of Mrs P, Southwark Playhouse

New musical about the woman who created the London map is full of promise

The most ambitious musicals spring from the most unlikely sources – you need go no further than Stephen Sondheim to establish that – but turning those musicals from novelty into living, breathing, involving experiences requires very special talent. Back to Mr Sondheim. Everyone who writes in this medium owes him a huge debt of gratitude but some – like composer/lyricist Gwyneth Herbert, the fresh voice behind The A-Z of Mrs P – would seem to have evolved almost in spite of him, from another place altogether.

HMS Pinafore, Hackney Empire

HMS PINAFORE, HACKNEY EMPIRE All-male Gilbert and Sullivan from Sasha Regan's lively company

All-male G&S has familiar trademark fun, but weak links and big venue mute the pleasure

Showboys will be boys – gym-bunny sailors, in this instance – as well as sisters, cousins, aunts, captain’s daughters and bumboat women. We know the ropes by now for Sasha Regan’s all-male Gilbert and Sullivan: a loving attempt to recreate, she says, the innocence of musical theatre in same-sex schools (mine, for which I played Sir Joseph Porter with a supporting army or navy of recorders, two cellos and piano, was mixed).

Putting It Together, St James Theatre

PUTTING IT TOGETHER, ST JAMES THEATRE Better than Broadway: Sondheim comes up newly minted in a sleek compilation

Better than Broadway: Sondheim comes up newly minted in a sleek compilation

“God,” wrote Stephen Sondheim, “is in the details.” Of course, he didn’t actually coin the phrase but throughout his published collections of lyrics he cites it as one of his three guiding principles. But to witness detail you need to be up close. Last seen on Broadway in the 1,058-seat Barrymore Theatre, Putting It Together felt overblown and strained. In the 312-seat St James Theatre, its strengths – the delights of a deftly interwoven selection of 32 Sondheim songs – leap into focus thanks to a quintet of deliciously detailed performances.

Theatre: Top 10 of 2013

THEATRE: TOP 10 OF 2013 Two helpings of Old Times, Ghosts and Ben Whishaw. Plus a Dame's farewell

Two helpings of Old Times, Ghosts and Ben Whishaw. Plus a Dame's farewell

Playgoers could be forgiven for thinking that they were seeing double during much of 2013. No sooner had you sat through Ian Rickson's dazzling revival of Old Times once before you returned again to watch its peerless pair of actresses, Kristin Scott Thomas and Lia Williams, swap roles. Similarly, Ben Whishaw had barely shed his Peter Pan-related persona as the male half of John Logan's Peter and Alice before lending his whiplash authority to the revival of Jez Butterworth's Mojo.

Stephen Ward, Aldwych Theatre

STEPHEN WARD, ALDWYCH THEATRE A seedy misfire from the king of the West End

A seedy misfire from the king of the West End

Unlikely subjects can make for great musicals. (Assassins, anyone?). Just as great subjects can make for terrible ones (the Broadway Breakfast at Tiffany’s comes to mind). Sadly Andrew Lloyd Webber’s latest project can’t redeem itself on either count. An awkward story allied with a treatment that veers from unexciting to embarrassingly bad, the only marvel here is how it ever made it past the workshop stage. I would have hated Stephen Ward if I hadn’t been so numbed by boredom that I couldn’t muster emotion even approaching that intensity.

Candide, Menier Chocolate Factory

CANDIDE, MENIER CHOCOLATE FACTORY Great score, shame about the show

Great score, shame about the show

How do you solve a problem like...no, not Maria, Candide? Musicals are loved for their scores – and Leonard Bernstein’s one for this really is a cracker – but they’re held together by their books, i.e. the script/dramatic context that makes audiences care about the characters and plot. Filled to bursting with good intentions, Matthew White’s exuberantly rough’n’tumble new Menier production does its damnedest but there’s no disguising the fact that Lillian Hellman’s adaptation of Voltaire’s satire of inexhaustible optimism remains tension-free. 

The Seckerson Tapes: American Psycho

Director Rupert Goold and composer Duncan Sheik on adapting Bret Easton Ellis's violent Eighties satire for the Almeida

In the season of goodwill a new musical based on Bret Easton Ellis’ notorious novel American Psycho might earn itself the subtitle “NOT the Christmas Show” - but when the composer is Duncan Sheik, he of the sensational Spring Awakening, and the director Rupert Goold, fresh into his artistic stewardship of the Almeida Theatre, all bets are off. There’s even a number entitled “Mistletoe Alert” - so the season of rampant consumerism might well prove just the time to launch one of the most anticipated musicals of this or any season.