Vivarium review – housing ladder to hell

Sharp if limited horror allegory of property and parenthood

Imagine being trapped in your perfect home forever. It’s easy if you try now, as Vivarium’s allegory about property and parenthood is deepened by events.

The Lighthouse review - shiver me timbers

★★★★★ THE LIGHTHOUSE Dafoe and Pattinson on top form

Dafoe and Pattinson on top form as keepers struggling to keep madness at bay

A creepy lighthouse on a remote island, a blistering storm, a mermaid languishing on the shore and two fabulously bewhiskered actors chewing up the scenery like there’s no tomorrow. The Lighthouse feels like it’s been washed up in a bottle, a film from another time with a story sprung from ghost stories or nightmares.

The Grudge review - non-stop shocks wear out their welcome

★★ THE GRUDGE Non-stop shocks wear out their welcome

Rebooted reboot of Japanese horror hit turns terror into tedium

The 18-year-old Japanese horror hit Ju-On (The Grudge) was remade once before, as – yes – The Grudge (2004), with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Now it's re-rebooted in this stylishly photographed but fatally crass incarnation directed by Nicolas Pesce, who is of the view that if something is scary once, keep repeating it ad nauseam.

Dracula, BBC One review - horrific, and not in a good way

★★ DRACULA, BBC TWO Horrific, and not in a good way

Superfluous remake of Bram Stoker's novel outstays its welcome

“Bela Lugosi’s dead,” as Bauhaus sang, in memory of the star of 1931’s Dracula. But of course death has never been an impediment to the career of the enfanged Transylvanian blood-sucker. Filmed and televisualised almost as frequently as Sherlock Holmes, Count Dracula would doubtless join the cockroaches as the only entities to survive a thermonuclear holocaust.

Doctor Sleep review - heartfelt return to the Overlook Hotel

★★★ DOCTOR SLEEP Heartfelt return to the Overlook Hotel

More King than Kubrick, in effective if muted sequel to 'The Shining'

Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining ended in ice, Stephen King’s in fire which consumed the Overlook Hotel. King’s frightening, emotionally rich novel was written by an alcoholic about an alcoholic, Jack Torrance, and his suffering family.

The Addams Family review - more treat than trick

Animated reboot works best when sticking to the source material

Starting life as a comic strip in 1938, The Addams Family seems to have reinvented itself for every generation. It’s the story of an odd-ball family from ‘The old country’ (where that is geographically located is by-the-by), who love the grim and gothic. Their outlandish ways were neatly juxtaposed against the wholesome values of American suburbia.

Ready or Not review - bloody awful

★ READY OR NOT Lamebrained satire could put you off marriage (or movies) for life

Lamebrained satire could put you off marriage (or movies) for life

Equal measures class system satire and Scream or Saw genre knockoff, Ready or Not is entirely appalling, except perhaps to those forgiving hipsters in the crowd who will view its ineptitude as some deliberate "meta" statement all its own. Nonsensical on virtually every level and as badly acted as it is written and directed, this celluloid amalgam of comedy and horror wears its coolness on a distinctly blood-spattered sleeve: my sympathies go out to all involved.