Movie Gallery: Océans

An odd kettle of fish from Jacques Perrin and Jacques Cluzard's marine documentary

To accompany Anne Billson's review of Océans, the new documentary from the men behind Winged Migration, we present a line-up of fishy customers from the film, including the two directors, the Jacques Cluzaud and Perrin. Real or fake, verité or Photoshop? Click on the images below to enlarge them and draw your own conclusions.

Interview: Liz Mermin on Horses

The director discusses her fascinating documentary about racing thoroughbreds

Whoever first made the observation - some say Winston Churchill, others Ronald Reagan - there is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man, and a woman. On stage these noble beasts have inspired some highly successful plays, including Peter Schaffer's Equus, recently revived with Daniel Radcliffe, and War Horse, still living up to its name in the West End after over two years (panto horses probably don't count). In cinema, the legacy is more mixed; but not for nothing is the Western, arguably the greatest of film genres, also known as the horse opera. Horses, Liz Mermin's intensely strange documentary, is a fascinating addition to this stable.

DVDs Round-Up 3

The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Antichrist, Harry Potter and much more

 There's a strong distaff presence in theartsdesk's third DVD round-up. The headline film is Kathryn Bigelow's superb war thrillerThe Hurt Locker, currently mopping up awards in the US and a hot favourite for the Oscars. Also in the mix: Audrey Tautou as the redoubtable doyenne of French fashion in Anne Fontaine's Coco Before Chanel and Julie Christie in Sally Potter's avant-garde 1983 debut feature The Gold Diggers. Fear not, however: a robust testosterone level is maintained by Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, by the hit stag-party comedy The Hangover and by Antichrist, Lars von Trier's "misogynist" (according to some) psychodrama. Harry Potter is the star of our box set of the month. The selection was made by Anne Billson, Ryan Gilbey, Sheila Johnston and Jasper Rees.

Mugabe and the White African

Out of Africa: the man who stood his ground against Robert Mugabe

He thought he owned his property - he had the title deeds to it, after all - but suddenly the ground shifted under his feet and there came an aggressive bid to snatch his home away. His savings became worthless in the economic chaos; the social order was crumbling. The nightmare has become all too familiar over the last 18 months. But in Mike Campbell's case there was a further cruel turn of the screw: he lived in Zimbabwe. Recently named Best British Documentary of 2009 and shortlisted for an Oscar, this film tells the remarkable story of how Campbell singlehandedly took Robert Mugabe to an international court to defend his right to his farm; and won.

Storyville: Simon Mann's African Coup, BBC Four

Odd Mann out: pardoned Etonian mercenary licks his wounds

It always used to be said that boarding school prepares you for every hardship. Whether that includes prison in one of the most impenitent dictatorships in Africa is not a question that was put to Simon Mann in last night’s edition of Storyville. Mann, still incarcerated when the BBC caught up with him, was awaiting a pardon from President Teodoro Obiang, the very potentate he had attempted to topple five years earlier. Never mind that they like to keep a battery and electrodes handy for interrogations, Mann wasn’t about to slag off the great man’s excellent hospitality.

The Posters Came From The Walls, Clapham Picture House

Heartwarming documentary about global legions of misfit Depeche Mode fans

In a pirate television (pirate television!) broadcast from 1992, a large group of Russian youths in flat top haircuts and leather jackets discuss Depeche Mode's appeal. “It's romantic style,” suggests one with absolute assurance, “it's music for the lonely.” It is just one touching, funny moment in a film packed with them, but it also sums up what The Posters Came From The Walls is about. This “music for the lonely” by a band of awkward blokes from Basildon has brought this group of young people together, as it has all the legions of devoted lovers of the band that we see throughout the 58 minutes.

We Are Family, BBC Two

BBC's new reality show where families seek 'closure'

That queen of solipsism, Katie Price, hasn’t been the only person on TV this week seeking “closure” (loved the short but savage Graham Norton spoof of Price on Monday night's show, by the way), and a new documentary series, We Are Family, is offering four collections of relatives the chance to settle their differences on camera. And no need to dine on wichetty grubs either. In fact the opening clan, the Minchews, was put up in a country-house hotel as its members patched up their feuds and prepared to embrace the sentiment of the eponymous Sister Sledge ditty.

Mixed Up North, Wilton's Music Hall

Verbatim drama in search of a good story

At first glance, verbatim theatre is a total bore. This form of drama, which collects the words spoken by real individuals and puts them into the mouths of actors, has been a central plank of the rebirth of political theatre since 9/11, but its pleasures tend to be cerebral rather than visceral, moral rather than physical. Attending a verbatim theatre event - such as Out Of Joint's latest show, Mixed Up North - usually makes you feel good as a citizen rather than as a person. You feel worthy, but don’t usually have much fun.

Sheffield Doc/Fest: the wrap

Hot docs and hustle in South Yorkshire

Upon emerging from Sheffield railway station, one of the first things you clap eyes on is Andrew Motion’s 2007 poem What If? unfurling down the side of one of the university tower blocks and gleaming faintly in the last of the autumn sun. With its exhortation to “greet and understand what lies ahead... The lives which wait as yet unseen, unread,” it’s not a bad incidental epigram for a festival of documentary film-making whose trailer was inspired by the city’s cosmopolitan identity. Doc/Fest opened on Wednesday with Mat Whitecross’s Moving to Mars (pictured below), about a family of Burmese refugees transposed to Sheffield, and, by the time it drew to an end last night, had included 120 films from around the world. But there is a second, almost entirely separate Sheffield Film Festival, running alongside the traditional one of screenings, prizes and audience Q&As, a much more inward-looking one.

The World's Greatest Money-Maker: Evan Davis Meets Warren Buffett, BBC Two

Top investing tips from the Oracle of Omaha

If you’d invested a thousand dollars with Warren Buffett in 1965, your stake would have grown to more than than five million bucks today. If the UK had followed one of Buffett’s golden rules of investment – Don’t Get Into Debt – our clapped-out rust-bucket of a nation might now feel like a very different place. Buffett's take on debt is that "if you're smart you don't need it, and if you're dumb you've got no business using it," which Gordon Brown should have etched on the inside of his glass eye.

On the other hand, if everybody copied Warren Buffett’s diet, which consists of T-bone steaks, cherry Cokes, chocolate sundaes and peanuts – apparently he’s “uncomfortable with most vegetables” - most of them would already be dead or not feeling very well.

Evan Davis’s film about Buffett, the so-called Oracle of Omaha, was a gently quizzical piece of work about the man who slugs it out every year with his good friend Bill Gates for the title of Richest Man in the World. But somehow you felt – and the wry smile on Davis’s face suggested that he felt it too - that giant chunks of the jigsaw were missing from a story that seemed to suggest that you could become the wealthiest person on the planet by following a few commonsense rules and being polite to everybody. Though come to think of it, maybe not many have tried it.

Davis opened with scenes from the AGM of Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway operation, his holding company which controls assets worth $267bn. Every year thousands of investors descend on Buffett’s home town of Omaha, Nebraska, and crowd into a local sports arena to see a film about the company’s performance and ask questions from the floor. The mood rarely turns ugly since Berkshire Hathaway has been returning annual profits of more than 20 per cent for decades. Then they go and eat steaks and burgers, and maybe get to hear Warren play his ukulele with a Country & Western band.

warren buffett bill gatesNobody speaks of ill of Buffett, except the people who got sacked by his hired hard man Harry Bottle after Buffett bought a Nebraska steel mill during the Sixties. Warren asset-stripped the company and sold the profitable bits, but apparently hated being unpopular so much that he vowed never to behave like a cartoon Wall Street capitalist again. Nowadays, all anybody will say about him is that he's a regular guy, he made them incredibly rich, he's the world's greatest investor, and they love him to bits. He gave $31bn to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (Buffett and Gates pictured right) and believes that bankers don't deserve gigantic bonuses, so he's pretty well indemnified against accusations of rapacious fat-catism.

The closest anyone got to explaining how Warren accomplished all this was to say that "it was simple, but not easy." Apparently he read a couple of influential books at an early age, a thing called The Intelligent Investor and Dale Carnegie's How To Win Friends And Influence People, and he developed a knack for spotting undervalued shares and buying them for a pittance. Later he took to buying entire companies, often homely mom-and-pop operations in which he detected underlying value. His down-home charm and delightfully unthreatening manner often helped him to pay well under the odds. He also likes buying insurance companies, which offer large cash floats he can invest in other companies.

He once declared that derivatives, those dangerously unstable betting instruments that almost destroyed the global financial system, were "weapons of financial mass destruction", but Davis unearthed the intriguing news that Buffett now regularly trades in them, profitably of course. Since another of his golden rules is that you should only deal in things you can understand, that means folksy, homespun ol' Warren is not only a very smart bunny, but also an exceedingly dark horse.