Don't Rock the Boat, The Mill at Sonning review - all aboard for some old-school comedy mishaps

★ DON'T ROCK THE BOAT, THE MILL AT SONNING Sound of shared laughter excuses flaws

Great fun, if more 20th century than 21st

Now 45 years in the past, its dazzling star gone a decade or so, The Long Good Friday is a monument of British cinema. Its extraordinary locations, caught just before London’s Docklands were transformed forever, speaks to a past world. But the wheeler-dealer, Harold Shand, played by Bob Hoskins at the peak of his powers, left many ancestors, from his near contemporary, Arthur Daley, to a few who have ascended to the highest Offices of State.

Harvest review - blood, barley and adaptation

★★★ HARVEST An incandescent novel struggles to light up the screen

An incandescent novel struggles to light up the screen

Lovers of a particular novel, when it’s adapted as a movie, often want book and movie to fit together as a hand in a glove. You want it to be like sheet music transfigured into the sound of an orchestra. Too often, though, the resulting film can resemble the sound of the orchestra trying to play in boxing gloves.

Poor Clare, Orange Tree Theatre review - saints cajole us sinners

★ POOR CLARE, ORANGE TREE THEATRE Chira Atik's award-winning comedy packs a punch

Funny and clever show illuminated by a dazzling debut from Arsema Thomas

What am I, a philosophical if not political Marxist whose hero is Antonio Gramsci, doing in Harvey Nichols buying Comme des Garçons linen jackets, Church brogues and Mulberry shades? It’s 1987 and I do wear it well though…

Girl From The North Country, Old Vic review - Dylan's songs fail to lift the mood

★ GIRL FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY, OLD VIC Conor McPherson's hit is looking dated already

Fragmented, cliched story rescued by tremendous acting, singing and music

Well, I wasn’t expecting a Dylanesque take on "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'" as an opening number and I was right. But The Zim, Nobel Prize ‘n all, has always favoured The Grim American Songbook over The Great American Songbook and writer/director Conor McPherson’s hit "play with music" leans into the poet of protest’s unique canon with his international smash hit, now back where it all began eight years ago.

Pulp, O2 Arena review - common people like us

★★★★ PULP, O2 ARENA Jarvis Cocker's mature muse ready to follow fans through their lives

Jarvis Cocker's mature muse proves ready to follow fans through their lives

Jarvis Cocker is proudly holding the No 1 trophy handed to him on the day Pulp topped the album chart for the first time in 27 years with More, their first album in almost as long. “It’s nice they’ve got something to do when they’re getting on a bit,” Cocker says, acidly imagining the response. “Fuck that!”

This is My Family, Southwark Playhouse - London debut of 2013 Sheffield hit is feeling its age

★ THIS IS MY FAMILY, SOUTHWARK PLAYHOUSE Play with music engenders a familiar warmth

Relatable or stereotyped - that's for you to decide

MOR. Twee. Unashamedly crowdpleasing. Are such descriptors indicative of a tedious night in the stalls? For your reviewer, who has become jaded very quickly with a myriad of searing examinations of mental health crises and wake up calls about the forthcoming environmental collapse, I often find comfort in material more suited to the large print section of the library. But the show still has to be good and that’s a big challenge when dealing with "smaller" subject matter.

Much Ado About Nothing, RSC, Stratford - Messina FC scores on the bardic football field

 MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, RSC, STRATFORD Messina FC scores on the bardic football field

Garish and gossipy, this new production packs a punch between the laughs

Fragile egos abound. An older person (usually a man) has to bring the best out of the stars, but mustn’t neglect the team ethic. Picking the right players is critical. There’s never enough money, because everything that comes in this season is spent on the next. The media, with a sneer never too far from the old guard and its new version alternately snapping and fawning with little in between, has to be placated.

Ghosts, Lyric Hammersmith Theatre - turns out, they do fuck you up

★ GHOSTS, LYRIC HAMMERSMITH Ibsen screams into 2025 in this perfect reimagining

Ten years on, Gary Owen and Rachel O'Riordan top their triumphant Iphigenia in Splott

A single sofa is all we have on stage to attract our eye - the signifier of intimate family evenings, chummy breakfast TV and, more recently, Graham Norton’s bonhomie. Until you catch proper sight of the room’s walls that is, which are not, as you first thought, Duluxed in a bland magnolia shade, nor even panelled with upmarket modernist abstract paintings, befitting of the whiff of wealth that suffuses the space. It’s a man’s head, repeating and repeating and repeating, turned away, bull-necked, present but not present, intimidating from beyond the grave.

Stiletto, Charing Cross Theatre review - new musical excess

★★★ STILETTO, CHARING CROSS THEATRE Castrato finds comfort by the canals

Quirky, operatic show won't please everyone, but will delight many

That friend you have who hates musicals – probably male, probably straight, probably not seen one since The Sound of Music on BBC 1 after the Queen’s Speech in 1978 – well, don’t send them to Charing Cross Theatre for this show. But that other friend you have – enjoyed Hamilton, likes a bit of Sondheim, seen a couple of operas – do send them.