The Railway Children, King's Cross Theatre

THE RAILWAY CHILDREN, KING'S CROSS THEATRE There's plenty to delight youngsters in this spirited slice of family entertainment

There's plenty to delight youngsters in this spirited slice of family entertainment

Disillusioned with our modern world? Why not journey back into an idyllic past, when trains were benign, anthropomorphic creatures rather than sources of commuter angst, red petticoats held life-saving powers, and it was perfectly all right for children to accept sweets from a stranger.

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Playhouse Theatre

Almodovar's Madrid mayhem moved from screen to musical stage, breathlessly

It’s true that there is something wildly, garishly, theatrical about Pedro Almodóvar’s films – none more so than this rampant farce – but it’s equally true that their sensibility is far removed from what the English might deem farce, and that their speed of delivery leaves not a millisecond to draw breath, let alone sing a song. So where does that leave Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, the Musical? Lost in translation; twice over.

Behind the Beautiful Forevers, National Theatre

BEHIND THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS, NATIONAL THEATRE Rufus Norris staging works both on its own terms and as a bold sign of what's to come

Rufus Norris staging works both on its own terms and as a bold sign of what's to come

Behind the Beautiful Forevers, David Hare's adaptation of Katherine Boo's Pulitzer Prize-winning book, works as both play and portent. Viewed on its own terms, the evening grips throughout in its embrace of the multiple contradictions of contemporary Indian life as here filtered through those existing quite literally off the scrap of that country's gathering economic power.

Uncle Vanya, St James Theatre

UNCLE VANYA, ST JAMES THEATRE Anya Reiss plays safe with her modern updating of Chekhov

Anya Reiss plays safe with her modern updating of Chekhov

Purists may take issue with Anya Reiss’s incursion into the classics. Having already tackled The Seagull and Three Sisters, she’s now turned her dogged 21st-century gaze on Uncle Vanya. But Reiss’s adaptation, though fresh and punchy, is notable, in fact, for its amiable fidelity. The framing is in place for a provocative revamp, yet, in appropriately Chekhovian fashion, Reiss appears to have hit some kind of a psychological barrier partway through the process.

Lord of the Flies, Matthew Bourne's New Adventures, Sadler's Wells

LORD OF THE FLIES, MATTHEW BOURNE'S NEW ADVENTURES, SADLER'S WELLS Golding's tale of schoolboy savagery becomes superb dance theatre, with real schoolboys

Golding's tale of schoolboy savagery becomes superb dance theatre, with real schoolboys

New Adventures, the name of Matthew Bourne's company, has a ruddy-cheeked, Boys’ Own ring to it that has – until now – been rather belied by his oeuvre, which includes a dance version of Edward Scissorhands, as well as dark retellings of all the traditional story ballets. But the New Adventure which rolled into Sadler’s Wells last night really is an adventure – an adaptation of William Golding’s Lord of the Flies, the desert island schoolboy story heavy with allegory about the propensity of human beings to descend into barbarism.

Life of Crime

LIFE OF CRIME Jennifer Aniston and John Hawkes star in this stylish Elmore Leonard adaptation 

Jennifer Aniston and John Hawkes star in this stylish Elmore Leonard adaptation

The task of adapting 1978 novel The Switch by Elmore Leonard - who sadly passed away last year -  is given to relatively new director Daniel Schechter who brings together a superb ensemble cast, lush seventies set design and a gritty style. He mostly rises to the occasion thanks to confident camera work and an obvious rapport with his actors.

Swan Lake, Dada Masilo, Sadler's Wells

THEARTSDESK AT 7: SOUTH AFRICAN SWAN LAKE A serious and funny reworking 

This South African reworking is serious and funny in equal measure

There are all sorts of companies and shows out there that claim to “rock” the ballet, or otherwise shake up, take down or reinvent an art form that, they imply, is (breathe it softly, the dirty word) elitist, or at least irrelevant. Few, I’d imagine, perform this operation with anything like the skill and intelligence of Dada Masilo, whose 2010 version of Swan Lake opened the lively short smorgasbord season that Sadler’s Wells are calling their Sampled festival. 

T.S. Spivet

T.S. SPIVET Intermittently charming 3D adventure from Jean-Pierre Jeunet featuring Helena Bonham Carter

Intermittently charming 3D adventure from Jean-Pierre Jeunet featuring Helena Bonham Carter

The French auteur Jean-Pierre Jeunet is best known and loved for his early work: Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children and (conveniently ignoring Alien: Resurrection) Amélie. These films introduced him as a director with a very particular, rather charming vision; they were sublime, sometimes twisted works of partial fantasy which the more recent A Very Long Engagement and Micmacs didn't quite live up to. With his latest, T.S.

In Secret

IN SECRET Thérèse Raquin as farcical potboiler in entertainingly misjudged, far-from-erotic effort

Thérèse Raquin as farcical potboiler in entertainingly misjudged, far-from-erotic effort

As Literary Review's "Bad Sex in Fiction Award" recognises, there's not a lot that's funnier and more damaging to a story's credibility than an attempt to be sexy that falls flat or, even better, that misfires spectacularly. Some of the most famous movie duds - Showgirls, Body of Evidence, Boxing Helena, Colour of Night - which are beloved of course by a certain type of film enthusiast, this reviewer included, strive for smouldering and deliver mainly laughs.

The Testament of Mary, Barbican

THE TESTAMENT OF MARY, BARBICAN Fiona Shaw is extraordinary, but why so many distractions?

Fiona Shaw as grieving mother Mary is extraordinary, but why so many distractions?

If you’re tempted to see Fiona Shaw’s impressive solo performance as Mary the mother of a son she can’t bring herself to name – and see it you probably should – then bear two things in mind.

First, anything you may have heard or read about this being the narrative of everywoman mourning an everyman who just happens to have been crucified is nonsense; despite the contemporary props, it’s unequivocally the New Testament story told from a perspective which Biblical literalists will dislike (and they hated it very vocally when the show opened in New York).