Fighting History, Tate Britain

FIGHTING HISTORY, TATE BRITAIN A desperate effort to prove that history painting is alive and well only saps what life is left

A desperate effort to prove that history painting is alive and well only saps what life is left

For all the wrong reasons, the work of Dexter Dalwood serves as a useful metaphor for this exhibition. Trite, tokenistic and desperate to look clever, Dalwood’s paintings are as tiresomely inward-looking as the show itself, which is a dismal example of curatorial self-indulgence at the expense of public engagement.

DVD: Home from Home

A satisfying, surprising addition to the Heimat saga

Heimat was already one of cinema’s most extraordinary, majestic achievements. Edgar Reitz’s three series of films for German TV spent 53 hours exploring the humanity of the inhabitants of Schabbach, a Rhineland village much like Reitz's own roots, throughout Germany’s cataclysmic 20th century. It was a chronicle built from often fond, sometimes horrifying memories, mesmerically deep, leisurely detail, and a gorgeous cinematic eye. Reitz was 79 when he added nearly four further hours, revisiting Schabbach in 2012. This could have been hubris.

Napoleon, BBC Two

Historian Andrew Roberts analyses how the Little Corporal came to rule an empire of 40 million people

It is irresistible to watch Andrew Roberts, the ambitious historian of one of history's most ambitious figures, narrating a three-part account of his hero’s life and times. He is giving us a superb analysis of Napoleon Bonaparte’s gifts, flaws, insecurities and achievements. 

The Elephant Man, Theatre Royal, Haymarket

THE ELEPHANT MAN, THEATRE ROYAL, HAYMARKET Bradley Cooper's star power transfers to the stage

Bradley Cooper's star power transfers to the stage

Beauty transforms itself into a beast but an inner grace shines forth regardless: such is the enduring power of Bernard Pomerance's stage play The Elephant Man, first seen in London almost 40 years ago and a Broadway semi-regular ever since. The latest New York revival has transferred lock, stock and star-driven barrel to the West End, where local audiences can discover something I've had occasion to remark upon twice over the years on Broadway – for all his A-list screen actor status, Bradley Cooper is entirely at home on the stage.

Pelléas et Mélisande, Welsh National Opera

PELLEAS ET MELISANDE, WELSH NATIONAL OPERA Debussy's masterpiece finds a brilliant production that he would have approved

Debussy's masterpiece finds a brilliant production that he would have approved

Debussy completed only one opera (though he started plenty), but it’s the most perfect work imaginable, not only in sheer musical refinement and narrative precision, but in psychological penetration and above all in that exact grasp of the irrational nature of the medium that distinguishes the greatest operas from the merely effective.

Tetzlaff, LSO, Harding, Barbican

TETZLAFF, LSO, HARDING, BARBICAN Ecstatic Beethoven pulled back to earth by workaday Brahms

Ecstatic Beethoven dragged back to earth by some workaday Brahms

With Kavakos, Faust, Shaham and Skride already been and gone, and Jansen, Ehnes, Bell and Ibragimova still to come, the LSO’s International Violin Festival has nothing left to prove. We’re not short of star power in London’s concert scene, but even by our spoilt metropolitan standards this is a pretty unarguable line-up. With excellence a given, then, it takes quite a lot to startle a crowd into delight – especially on a Sunday night. But that’s what Christian Tetzlaff did with the unassuming freshness and brilliance of his Beethoven.

Poliuto, Glyndebourne Festival Opera

POLIUTO, GLYNDEBOURNE FESTIVAL OPERA Donizetti gets Glyndebourne's season off to a sober and psychological start

Donizetti gets Glyndebourne's season off to a sober and psychological start

Fashion is a funny thing, in opera no less than the sartorial trappings that go with it (everything from tight, hipster trews to billowing ballgowns at last night's Glyndebourne season opening, in case you were wondering). Donizetti's classical tragedy Poliuto is historically a miss rather than a hit, never quite finding its footing in the repertoire, despite some early success.

Carmen, English National Opera

CARMEN, ENGLISH NATIONAL OPERA Broad brushstrokes and big voices in Calixto Bieito's pacey but half-cooked Bizet

Broad brushstrokes and big voices in Calixto Bieito's pacey but half-cooked Bizet

Crotch-grabbing, suggestions of oral and anal sex, stylized punching and kicking and other casual violence offer diminishing returns in your standard Calixto Bieito production. Sometimes a scene or two flashes focused brilliance, which only makes you wonder why he doesn’t apply the same rigour throughout.

Edmund de Waal: I Placed a Jar, Brighton Festival

EDMUND DE WAAL: I PLACED A JAR, BRIGHTON FESTIVAL The ceramic artist and author talks about pots, words and the burden of memory

The ceramic artist and author talks about pots, words and the burden of memory

What strange things netsuke are. Tiny sculptures, usually made from wood or ivory and depicting anything from figures, to fruit to animals, they were first made in the 17th century as toggles to attach pockets and bags to the robes worn by Japanese men. For as long as they have existed they have been considered highly collectible, and perhaps it is this, and the rapturous appreciation they inspire in their devotees, that to me at least makes them seem hopelessly, unspeakably kitsch.