Mrs Henderson Presents, Noël Coward Theatre

MRS HENDERSON PRESENTS, NOËL COWARD THEATRE Cosily escapist new British musical salutes Blitz spirit and patriotic nudity

Cosily escapist new British musical salutes Blitz spirit and patriotic nudity

War bad, theatre good. That’s about the level of insight available from this amiable show, transferring after a successful run in Bath. It’s one of the weaker entries in the ever-popular backstage genre, sharing Vaudevillian DNA with Gypsy and a Nazi backdrop with Cabaret, but lacking the profundity of either. Though our girls bare all to stick it to Hitler, the drama remains skin-deep.

Hand to God, Vaudeville Theatre

HAND TO GOD, VAUDEVILLE THEATRE Raucous puppet farce is frequently hilarious, but too scattershot

Raucous puppet farce is frequently hilarious, but too scattershot

There will be blood. And expletives. And puppet sex that makes Avenue Q look positively monastic. But perhaps most shocking of all is that beneath the eye-wateringly explicit surface of Robert Askins’ provocative farce, which began life Off-Off-Broadway in 2011, lies a sentiment that makes this one of the cuddlier shows on the West End. Albeit one that features a graphically detached ear lobe.

Uncle Vanya, Almeida Theatre

UNCLE VANYA, ALMEIDA THEATRE Lengthy Chekhov revival/reappraisal is largely a knockout

Robert Icke's lengthy revival/reappraisal is largely a knockout

Uncle Johnny instead of Vanya, a passing reference to sharia law, and nary a samovar in sight: surely this can't be the Uncle Vanya that has long been a cornerstone of the British theatre, especially in a new version from its take-no-prisoners director, Robert Icke, that presents the four-act text with three (!) intervals?

Nell Gwynn, Apollo Theatre

NELL GWYNN, APOLLO THEATRE Gemma Arterton shines in West End outing for jolly Restoration romp

Gemma Arterton shines in West End outing for jolly Restoration romp

As a subject for drama, theatre history is always popular in the West End. Between Mr Foote’s Other Leg, which has recently closed at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, and Mrs Henderson Presents, which opens soon at the Noël Coward Theatre, comes Nell Gwynn, a West End transfer of the popular show from Shakespeare’s Globe, with Gemma Arterton as the eponymous heroine. But is this rowdy Restoration romp deserving of the lavish praise it has already garnered?

The End of Longing, Playhouse Theatre

THE END OF LONGING, PLAYHOUSE THEATRE The one where love conquers all in Matthew Perry's fatally artificial debut

The one where love conquers all in Matthew Perry's fatally artificial debut

Jack is an alcoholic. Stephanie is a whore. Joseph is stupid. Stevie is a broody neurotic. These identifiers are proudly proclaimed in the first minute of Matthew Perry’s debut play, but if you weren’t paying attention, fear not: they will be repeated, loudly and often. This is theatre as group therapy, and there is nothing left to the imagination.

Toast, Rose Theatre, Kingston

Richard Bean's ribald bakery comedy is proof of a gap year well spent

If one says, accurately, that Richard Bean’s Toast is a comedy about Hull’s lost bread industry, trade unions and the poor working man, you will possibly yawn and turn the page. But it is no more just about that than Henry IV, Part II is about Tudor pub culture. Toast is a gloriously madcap blast about men’s insecurities and pomposities, with a groanworthy taste in jokes.

Battlefield, Young Vic Theatre

BATTLEFIELD, YOUNG VIC Peter Brook revisits 'The Mahabharata' with a perfection that ultimately feels chilly

Peter Brook revisits 'The Mahabharata' with a perfection that ultimately feels chilly

Legendary director Peter Brook makes theatre that teaches audiences to be human. Now 90 years old, he brings his latest project to London from Paris, where he has been based at the Bouffes du Nord since quitting the UK more than 40 years ago. Called Battlefield, it is a 65-minute distillation of part of his 1985 11-hour epic, The Mahabharata, and revisits the ancient Sanskrit myth of the Kurukshetra War, and the struggle between the two warring families of the Kauravas and the Pandavas.

The Winter's Tale, Sam Wanamaker Playhouse

THE WINTER'S TALE, SAM WANAMAKER PLAYHOUSE Shakespeare's tale is told quietly here but with tremendous charm and impact

Shakespeare's tale is told quietly here but with tremendous charm and impact

For a play about silence – its uncanny ability to tell the truth, to “persuade when speaking fails” – The Winter’s Tale is remarkably wordy. Of the sequence of late romances only Cymbeline comes close to the dense and elliptical verbal patterning we find ourselves tangled in here. But Michael Longhurst’s new production for the Sam Wanamaker Playhouse is so richly cast, its verse-speaking so expressive that we see straight through the often opaque text to the humanity and the humour beneath.

Rabbit Hole, Hampstead Theatre

RABBIT HOLE, HAMPSTEAD THEATRE David Lindsay-Abaire's examination of grief is smart and sincere, but too studied

David Lindsay-Abaire's examination of grief is smart and sincere, but too studied

The death of a child is an unnatural loss. There’s no reassurance that the departed lived a full life, rather the jagged edge of one cut short. In the case of Becca and Howie, it’s also nonsensical: their perfectly healthy four-year-old son struck by a car in a freak accident while chasing their dog onto a quiet suburban street. How to find meaning in such absurd horror?

The Master Builder, Old Vic

THE MASTER BUILDER, OLD VIC False notes mar Ibsen's unsettling mix of the real and the supernatural

False notes mar Ibsen's unsettling mix of the real and the supernatural

Demons, trolls and dead souls have a habit of latching onto Ibsen's bourgeois Norwegians. Surely the best way for actors to handle them is to keep it natural, make them part of the furniture and, in Dostoyevsky's words, "render the supernatural so real that one is almost forced to believe it". But very little seems real or spontaneous in Matthew Warchus's production of The Master Builder.