LSO, Gergiev, Barbican

Big symphonies by an exquisite Russian piano miniaturist make strong impact

The Tchaikovsky de nos jours, is Theodore Gumbril’s dismissal of Skryabin in Aldous Huxley’s Twenties novel Antic Hay. For some reason, Alexander Skryabin has suffered more than most from snap judgements of this kind. He has been the woolly theosophist, the vacuous, over-inflated mystifier, the effete, self-indulgent decorative – everything except the refined, disciplined creative genius. It’s high time these images were consigned to the rubbish dump of history, along with the dull-witted Bach, the mad Beethoven, and for that matter the slushy Tchaikovsky.

Arena: Whatever Happened to Spitting Image? BBC Four

ARENA: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SPITTING IMAGE?, BBC FOUR Remembering the bite of the satirical puppet show, 30 years on

Remembering the bite of the satirical puppet show, 30 years on

“You can never embarrass politicians by giving them publicity.” Michael Heseltine’s verdict on Spitting Image – he claimed, of course, he never watched it – was surely one of the truer things said in last night's Arena memorial Whatever Happened to Spitting Image?, marking the 30th anniversary of the beginning of the satirical puppet show. It certainly seemed balanced when set alongside an apoplectic Ted Heath, who accused those behind it of being, basically, a bunch of jealous, irresponsible losers.

W1A, BBC One

W1A, BBC ONE John Morton turns his withering wit on the modern Beeb

John Morton turns his withering wit on the BBC

If anybody is daft enough to argue that the television licence fee isn't worth it, then just usher them before this superb mockumentary, brought to you by the team behind Twenty Twelve.

Hito Steyerl, ICA

HITO STEYERL, ICA Berlin-based artist unravels the complex web of information in which we are caught

Berlin-based artist unravels the complex web of information in which we are caught

Hito Steyerl is a cool cookie. As well as studying film and television in Munich, she gained a PhD in philosophy from the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, and her intelligence shines through in every magical frame of her videos. Three are on show at the ICA along with two recorded talks in which she uses words and pictures to spin beguiling tales that – part fact, part fancy – operate in the space between lecture and performance.

10 Questions for Harry Shearer

He's been Montgomery Burns and Derek Smalls. Stand back for his President Nixon

It is the fate of political leaders to be played by actors. In the circumstances Richard Nixon hasn’t been dealt a bad hand. He has been portrayed by Anthony Hopkins in Oliver Stone’s Nixon, by Frank Langella in Frost/Nixon on stage and screen and by tall handsome Christopher Shyer in Clint Eastwood’s J Edgar. But towering over them all is Harry Shearer, who has been impersonating Tricky Dicky since Nixon was actually president.

The Duck House, Vaudeville Theatre

THE DUCK HOUSE, VAUDEVILLE THEATRE In a flap over expenses, Ben Miller plays an MP in this satire directed by Terry Johnson

In a flap over expenses, Ben Miller plays an MP in this satire directed by Terry Johnson

This political satire is hardly a case of rapid-response playwriting. Opening in London's West End last night, after a month touring the regions,The Duck House is a farce about a fictional MP caught up in the parliamentary expenses scandal which hit the headlines way back in 2009. One certainly might have expected Dan Patterson (of TV’s topical Mock the Week) and Colin Swash (from Have I Got New for You) to have been swifter out of the blocks in co-authoring the script.

Once a Catholic, Tricycle Theatre

Kathy Burke's businesslike revival of religious satire

When Mary J O'Malley's play had its premiere in 1977, it must have seemed quite shocking – vivid descriptions of sex and the male anatomy (albeit only in the minds of boy-obsessed 15-year-old schoolgirls at a convent school), spiteful nuns and the occasional fruity language. Nearly four decades on, though, audiences at Kathy Burke's businesslike production – the first major revival of a play that has become a touring warhorse - wouldn't bat an eyelid at any of this.

Eat Pray Laugh!: Barry Humphries' Farewell Tour, London Palladium

EAT PRAY LAUGH! BARRY HUMPHRIES FAREWELL TOUR Dame Edna is on her last legs at the London Palladium

Shameless Dame Edna, her Svengali manager and seedy intruders hit comic heights as ever

Now here’s a funny thing, possums. Back in 1990 when one great Australian Dame, Joan Sutherland, gave her farewell performance, another, a certain housewife superstar from the Melbourne suburb of Moonee Ponds, seemed closer to  retirement age. Now La Stupenda is no more, Dame Edna is a gigastar and it’s her turn to shrill a gladdie-waving goodbye to her adoring public. She doesn’t look a day older, nary a hair out of place in that immaculate lilac coiffure.

Daumier: Visions of Paris, Royal Academy

TAD AT 5 - ON VISUAL ART: DAUMIER: VISIONS OF PARIS, ROYAL ACADEMY An exhilarating survey of the French caricaturist and painter

An exhilarating survey of the French caricaturist and painter

From Hogarth through to Gillray and Cruikshank, it was Georgian England that gave rise to a graphic tradition of satire. The powerful were lampooned and the pretensions and avarice of the upper and aspiring classes duly ridiculed. But the poor did not escape moral censure. Far from it. Then as now we had the virtuous and the feckless poor, and it was the love of gin that often bought the latter down.

DVD: The Breaking of Bumbo

Bonkers anti-establishment satire which gave Joanna Lumley her first lead role

Although it’s impossible to make a case for The Breaking of Bumbo as a great film, it is a bizarre, compelling, hyper-real slice of Swinging Sixties nonsense as essential to the era as Privilege, What’s Good For the Goose and The Beatles’ Magical Mystery Tour. It gave Joanna Lumley her first proper role and pretends to be radical, but is in fact about as envelope-pushing as a Whitehall farce.