CD: Sia - Everyday Is Christmas
Well-made and enjoyable hokum from a giant of contemporary pop
Sia is a 21st century pop behemoth, an unstoppable figure who, despite no longer wishing to take part in the increasingly visual aspects of our social media age, still maintains a top-flight career. The best of her output hits the Venn diagram sweet spot where ear-bud phone-pop crosses over with wit and canny thinking. She’s not this writer’s bag – with the exception of Katy Perry’s smasher, “Chained to the Rhythm”, which she co-wrote – so it’s all the more of a surprise that her Christmas album proves such an endearing proposition.
Everyday Is Christmas was created with another contemporary pop juggernaut, producer Greg Kurstin, her longterm collaborator, who’s also worked with a who’s who of girl-pop, from Adele to P!nk. The pair of them clearly had a lot of fun making this album. They’ve said so, and it comes over in spades. Christmas seems to have set them free from the usual demands of pop, so they can just have a gas. Check “Snowman”, for instance, a stand-out track built round a delicious piano motif and shuffling, brushed jazz drums, with lyrics such as "A puddle of water can't hold me close, baby" sung passionately and straight.
There’s a certain amount of cap-tipping to the classic Yuletide Spector template, notably the bell-laden “Candy Cane Lane”, but then his 1963 A Christmas Gift to You From Philles Records now defines what a Christmas record is, so that’s fine (the ludicrous “Puppies Are Forever” also deserves a mention in this context). Sia, however, combines it with her very 2017 talent for self-empowerment ballads, epically so on the album’s three final songs, “Underneath the Mistletoe”, “Underneath the Christmas Lights” and the title track.
Christmas songs’ acceptance into the canon is a matter of yearly repetition so it’s impossible to say now whether any of these will eventually make the grade, but the boozy, stomping, mega-jolly “Ho Ho Ho” is among those here that deserves a place. “Ho! Ho! Ho! It don’t get better than this/Ho! Ho! Ho! In the land of misfits.” Yes, indeed.
Overleaf: Watch the sing-along video for Sia "Santa's Coming For Us"
CD: Christmas with Elvis and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
The ghost of Presley past
It’s that time of year again, and we’re forced to endure crap Christmas songs while waiting to pay for milk and loo rolls. The fingers of one hand are sufficient for listing the world’s only good Christmas albums and songs: Phil Spector’s Christmas Album, “Fairytale of New York”, “Happy Christmas (War is Over)”, “Merry Christmas Everybody” and “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. OK, that includes a thumb.
Reza Aslan: God - A Human History review - on being 'sapiens', and believing
A crisp, very readable essay on our conceptions of the divine, and how they were formed
It is not just the season of holidays and holy days in the monotheistic religions; the art galleries and museums are busy reminding us of worlds beyond, with Imagining the Divine at the Ashmolean in Oxford, and Living with Gods at the British Museum (replete as is now de rigueur with illuminating radio programmes from Neil Macgregor, whose book will follow in March). God and gods are more than ever with us, even in the West’s secular age.
David Edgar: 'Ebenezer Scrooge is alive and well'
The playwright introduces his new version of A Christmas Carol for the RSC
Since mid-August, I’ve been doing something I swore I’d never do again. I’ve been rehearsing a new adaptation of a novel by Charles Dickens. Sometime in the autumn of 1979, I received a phone call from Trevor Nunn, artistic director of the Royal Shakespeare Company. He explained that the company wanted to do a version of a Dickens novel, and would I be interested in adapting it?
Doctor Who: The Return of Doctor Mysterio, BBC One
The Doctor tackles a very 2016-style threat - with a little help from a caped crusader
The best thing about a year without Doctor Who? It’s been a year since we last heard people (adults) complain that the show’s increasingly labyrinthine, convoluted plots were too complex for children.
But the best thing about this year’s Christmas special? It was a self-contained, fast-paced hour which perfectly captured the childlike wonder and good fun that has always been at the heart of a show about a time-travelling space alien.
Everything else was present and correct for this festive feastIn what was perhaps a nod to the show’s ever-increasing popularity on BBC America, The Return of Doctor Mysterio swapped the usual dramatic aerial shots of London for a New York setting: a couple of spectacular, CGI-driven flights over Manhattan and a scene on top of the Empire State Building in place of the London Eye or Big Ben. But everything else was present and correct for this festive feast: Peter Capaldi’s eccentric, cranky Doctor mistaken for Santa Claus, comic book superheroes and, of course, a truly scary alien threat hell bent on colonising the human race. It is Christmas, after all.
This time around, that threat takes the form of sentient creatures that look like human brains – the idea being that they’ll pop into the heads of and ride around in the skulls of various world leaders and important people. It’s a 2016-style plot if ever there was one (quoth the Doctor: “Brains with minds of their own – nobody will believe that, this is America!”) even while it breaks no new ground for the show. Thankfully, the technology has progressed from the aliens in flatulent skin-suits of the Christopher Eccleston era: some things are best kept inside after a few too many Brussels sprouts, after all.
What sets this particular tale apart is the cast of supporting characters. There’s Justin Chatwin as Grant: superhero The Ghost by night, thanks to a chance encounter with the Doctor and ingestion of a mysterious crystal as a youngster; mild-mannered live-in nanny … also by night. It gets complicated, in a subplot that couldn’t pay more lip service to the travails of working single mothers if it didn’t also feature a working single mother. Lucy Fletcher/Lombard (Wolf Hall’s Charity Wakefield) is a whip-smart investigative journalist, Grant’s employer and The Ghost’s love interest. No prizes for guessing how that one ends.
While the superhero plot is a new one for Doctor Who, it’s pretty obvious from where it takes its cues: Grant’s “disguise” is a pair of thick-rimmed glasses, while Wakefield’s journalist character is the spiritual heir of Lois Lane. But it’s no less charming for that, not least because show runner Steven Moffat’s fast-paced script takes a playful joy in the tropes of the source material.
A huge part of that joy is a tribute to Capaldi’s performance as the Doctor: his take on the role has come to feel increasingly definitive over the past three years, and the irascibility that belies a big heart makes particular sense in the universe of the show. His unfamiliarity with the concept of superheroes was particularly delightful, from his belief that he had cracked some sort of secret code after sketching a pair of spectacles onto one of young Grant’s superhero comics, to this glorious exchange with the boy (Logan Hoffman, above right, with Capaldi) on the origins of Spider-Man:
“Why do they call him Spider-Man? Don’t they like him?”
“He was bitten by a radioactive spider and guess what happened?”
“Radiation poisoning, I should think.”
“He got special powers!”
“What, vomiting, hair loss and death? Fat lot of use those are.”
Matt Lucas as Nardole, the Doctor’s straight-talking alien companion last seen in Christmas 2015’s The Husbands of River Song deserves a brief mention: the character has far less to do than the youthful female companions who are usually the Doctor’s stock in trade but, in the hands of Lucas, what could easily have become a one-note Jar Jar Binks-style oddity brings the sort of eccentric Britishness Doctor Who fans are familiar with to its fairly atypical American setting. Lucas will return in the spring, on some of Capaldi’s outings with new companion Bill Potts (Pearl Mackie) – worth watching to see if Moffat manages to squeeze a whole scale out of him.
Overleaf: watch Pearl Mackie as the Doctor's new companion in the series 10 trailer
Crowe, La Nuova Musica, Bates, St John's Smith Square
Pure ecstasy from one of the world's most stylish lyric sopranos
Five seconds of cadenza in Mozart's Exsultate Jubilate would be enough to tell you that there's no more magical stylist among sopranos than Lucy Crowe. In an evening of Allelujas, Glorias and heartfelt Amens beautifully modulated by director of sprightly La Nuova Musica David Bates - henceforth David Peter Bates - hers was the central spot, and you wanted it to go on for ever.
Classical CDs Weekly: Christmas 2016 (part 2)
Six more of the year's best seasonal discs
CD: Mr Tumble - Mr Tumble's Christmas Party
A perplexing mix of styles from the Christmas king of kindergarten comedy
For those of you who aren’t parents, or a member of theartsdesk’s burgeoning under-5 readership, Mr Tumble is the comic creation of Justin Fletcher a children’s entertainer and TV presenter. Among his CV highlights is providing the voice of Jake, one of the the Noughties, pre-school phenomenon the Tweenies, and a character who made Joe Pasquale sound like Richard Burton after a packet of woodbines and half a bottle of decent Scotch.
CD: Loretta Lynn - White Christmas Blue
Classy but predictable seasonal offering from The Coal Miner’s Daughter
Another day, another country Christmas album. Yesterday, on theartsdesk, Kacey Musgraves’s A Very Kacey Christmas was given the once-over. Today, it’s the more storied, more venerable Loretta Lynn and White Christmas Blue, her second-ever Christmas album and the belated sequel to 1966’s Country Christmas. Fifty years ago, that album opened with its self-penned title track. In 2016, a remake becomes the second song on the new White Christmas Blue.