Così fan tutte, Opera Holland Park review - the pain behind the prettiness

★★★★ COSI FAN TUTTE, OPERA HOLLAND PARK Old-world grace meets modern doubt

Old-world grace meets modern doubt in a well-staged, well-sung interpretation

A proper production of Così fan tutte should make you feel as if the script for a barrel-scraping Carry On film has been hi-jacked by Shakespeare and Chekhov – working as a team. The story is so silly (even nasty), the music so sublime.

Loot, Park Theatre review – dizzyingly enjoyable

★★★★ LOOT Anniversary revival of Joe Orton’s black farce is a delight from start to finish

Anniversary revival of Joe Orton’s farce is a delight from start to finish

Fifty years ago this month, playwright Joe Orton was murdered by his lover Kenneth Halliwell. His debut play, Entertaining Mr Sloane, had both outraged and delighted West End audiences in 1964, and his follow-up a year later was Loot, which was a flop at first and then a hit when restaged in 1966. This is the show currently being revived at the Park Theatre in a production which restores some of the lines cut by the Lord Chamberlain.

The Miser, Garrick Theatre

THE MISER, GARRICK THEATRE Molière at full throttle: Griff Rhys Jones and Lee Mack appeal

Molière at full throttle: Griff Rhys Jones and Lee Mack appeal

Trimmings, trimmings. They prove the final straw for Molière’s Harpagon in this new adaptation of the classic French comedy-farce. The menu for his wedding banquet – which he doesn’t want to spend a centime more on than he has to – is being concocted by chef-cum-dogsbody, Jacques. Soup, yes; a bit of meat, possibly.

The Barber of Seville, Welsh National Opera

Slapstick start to WNO's Figaro cycle rescued by fine singing

The latest themed season from WNO, to add to their fallen women, Donizetti queens and what not, goes by the slightly worrying title (for anyone with a short attention span) of “Figaro Forever”, and consists of an operatic sequence derived from Beaumarchais’ three Figaro plays and ending with a new opera by Elena Langer partly based on the last of them, La mère coupable.

Peter Pan Goes Wrong, Apollo Theatre

PETER PAN GONE WRONG, APOLLO THEATRE Mischief Theatre spreads comic mayhem yet again

Mischief Theatre spreads comic mayhem yet again

The pleasures to be found in the pitfalls that are part of live performance rear their accident-prone head yet again in Peter Pan Goes Wrong, the latest exercise in controlled (or is it?) chaos from Mischief Theatre, the young and clearly very resilient troupe that is gradually extending its farcical tentacles across the West End.

French Without Tears, Orange Tree Theatre

Rare revival of Terence Rattigan’s first smash hit is enjoyably entertaining

Over the past quarter century the reputation of toff playwright Terence Rattigan has been restored, mainly by strong stagings of his classic dramas, such as Deep Blue Sea. But his first smash hit, French Without Tears, has been the unicorn of his output – often talked about, often mentioned, often remembered, but never actually seen.

Ravel Double Bill, Glyndebourne

RAVEL DOUBLE BILL, GLYNDEBOURNE Titters for a Spanish farce, but Laurent Pelly's adventures of a naughty boy are heartbreaking

Titters for a Spanish farce, but Laurent Pelly's adventures of a naughty boy are heartbreaking

Ask opera-lovers to name their favourite one-acter and chances are the choice will be L’enfant et les sortilèges. Colette’s typically off-kilter fable of a destructive kid confronted with the objects and animals he’s damaged is set by Maurice Ravel to music of a depth which must have taken even that unshockable author by surprise. Ravel’s earlier L’heure espagnole, on the other hand, is much less likely to be top of the list.

The Pirates of Penzance, English National Opera

THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE, ENGLISH NATIONAL OPERA Savoyard supreme Mike Leigh and top cast play it straight to serve a comic masterpiece

Savoyard supreme Mike Leigh and top cast play it straight to serve a comic masterpiece

When ENO announced its return to Gilbert and Sullivan, rapture at the news that Mike Leigh, genius Topsy-Turvy director, would be the master of wonderland ceremonies was modified by its choice, The Pirates of Penzance. Last staged at the Coliseum – and unmemorably – as recently as 2004, the fifth Savoy opera seemed less in need of revisiting than several larger-scale successors.

The Three Lions, St James Theatre

THE THREE LIONS, ST JAMES THEATRE Farcical pratfalls as Cameron, Beckham and William preen for Britain

Farcical pratfalls as Cameron, Beckham and William preen for Britain

The devil gets the best lines, as usual. That may depend, of course, on whether we’re prepared to qualify David Cameron in that role, but in William Gaminara's rapid-firing farce The Three Lions, the PM (played with real brio by Dugald Bruce-Lockhart) certainly gets to show off his nefarious side, and then goes on to riff demonically as everything descends, gloriously, into chaos.

Sex Tape

SEX TAPE Comedy from the director of 'Bad Teacher' fails to launch

Sex comedy from the director of 'Bad Teacher' fails to launch

Slap and tickle and slapstick meet to varying degrees of not very funny in this comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel as a married couple who attempt to spice up their love life with a home-made skin-flick. Extreme product placement, a lack of chemistry between the two leads and a tame script co-written by Segel and long-time writing partner Nicholas Stoller fails to deliver. Thankfully there are solid supporting turns from Rob Lowe and Jack Black.