Glastonbury Festival 2022: an unexpurgated odyssey around the best party on the planet
    
      
  
  
   
The biggest, wildest, most extensive Glastonbury 2022 report of them all
Last days of June 2022, I sit in my writing hut. My liver is radioactive jelly, my nose reinforced concrete, my leg muscles marathon-cramped, and poisoned perspiration rolls down my forehead, stinging my eyeballs.
 
           
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
