CD: Neon Jungle - Welcome to the Jungle
Jovially irrelevant tweeny-bop banger debut from flash-in-the-pan popsters
Neon Jungle are a manufactured band consisting of four visually striking young women aged between 17 and 21. They have supported Jessie J in concert and, according to their press release were "were handpicked by iconic lingerie brand Victoria's Secret to perform at their legendary fashion show in New York". We can, then, discount the likelihood of them sounding musically groundbreaking, and instead start from a baseline judgement level that’s the musical equivalent McDonald's.
Oasis: Definitely Maybe