Best of 2023: TV

BEST OF 2023: TV How many streaming services are you willing to pay for?

How many streaming services are you willing to pay for?

TV viewers can hardly complain about a lack of choice these days, though they might baulk at funding an ever-lengthening list of subscriptions.

The Kemps: All Gold, BBC Two review - bickering with the Ballet boys

★★★ THE KEMPS: ALL GOLD, BBC TWO Bickering with the Ballet boys

Latest satirical outing by rockumentarist Rhys Thomas

This is the follow-up to 2020’s The Kemps: All True, in which rock satirist Rhys Thomas assessed the Spandau Ballet boys as the band reached its 40th anniversary. This time, we rejoin Thomas as he spends a year as a fly on the wall in the chaotic lives of Martin and Gary, culminating in their plans to appear in the BBC’s New Year celebrations as 2024 dawns.

Murder Is Easy, BBC One review - was this journey really necessary?

★★ MURDER IS EASY, BBC ONE Dame Agatha's tidy thriller gets ideas above its station

Dame Agatha's tidy thriller gets ideas above its station

Well at least they haven’t changed the identity of the killer this time around, but the BBC’s new version of Agatha Christie’s 1939 novel has been modified in other ways. Screenwriter Siân Ejiwunmi-Le Berre and director Meenu Gaur have opted to move the story into the mid-1950s, introducing themes of racism, class prejudice and capitalist exploitation. And you thought it was just a tidy little whodunnit.

Mad About the Boy: the Noël Coward Story, BBC Two review - the making of The Master

★★★★ MAD ABOUT THE BOY: THE NOEL COWARD STORY, BBC TWO The extraordinary life and times of the boy from nowhere

The extraordinary life and times of the boy from nowhere

They called Noël Coward “The Master”, and Barnaby Thompson's 90-minute documentary marking 50 years since his death reminded us why. Though there was nothing here in the way of hitherto unknown revelations, the tale of how a boy who left school at nine and had no musical training yet became one of the world’s most prolific playwrights and composers undoubtedly has something fantastical about it.

A Ghost Story for Christmas: Lot No 249, BBC Two review - mummy's boy unleashes hell in the halls of academe

Creepy Conan Doyle story brought to the screen by Mark Gatiss

Having previously brought us adaptations of M R James’s ghost stories, reviving the BBC tradition inaugurated by Lawrence Gordon Clark in the 1970s, Mark Gatiss has now turned to a short story by Arthur Conan Doyle for his annual Christmas chiller. With its cast of upper-crust academics amid the shadowy staircases and wood-panelled studies of Old College, Oxford in the 1880s, it makes a fine addition to the canon.

The Heist Before Christmas, Sky Max review - the Santa Claus wars

★★★ THE HEIST BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SKY MAX Timothy Spall & James Nesbitt star Santas

Timothy Spall and James Nesbitt lead strong cast in Christmas fairy tale

Not just one, but two Santas in this agreeable seasonal romp. It’s set in small-town Northern Ireland, where single mum Patricia (Laura Donnelly) is struggling to bring up her two young sons, Mikey (Bamber Todd) and Sean (Joshua McLees). Her job at the Stuff for a Pound shop is barely keeping food on the family table, her boss Mr Brady (Lloyd Hutchinson) is a bully and a liar, and her son Mikey is exhibiting anti-social tendencies (by blowing up the school Christmas tree, for instance).

Blood Coast, Netflix review - mayhem in Marseille

Captain Benamar and his team battle ultra-violent drug cartels

The original title of this French crime drama was Pax Massilia, a reference to the classical roots of its setting in what is now known as Marseille. Dating back to the 6th Century BC, it’s supposedly the oldest city in France. An atmospheric mix of architectural styles, dramatic views, a Mediterranean climate and multiple ethnicities, it makes the perfect stage for this fast-paced and sometimes horrifically violent thriller.

Vigil, Series 2, BBC One review - DCI Silva swaps a submarine for deadly drones

It's borrowed from real life but doesn't feel lifelike

In its first series in 2021, Vigil delivered a claustrophobic though frequently absurd tale of murder and Russian spies aboard a British nuclear submarine. This time around it’s the RAF under the spotlight, though its name has mysteriously been changed to the British Air Force.

Kin, BBC One review - in Dublin's not-so-fair city

★★★ KIN, BBC ONE Superb cast and powerful writing fuel this gripping gangland drama

Superb cast and powerful writing fuel this gripping gangland drama

Folklore tends to depict Dublin as a convivial and picturesque city, with a bar on every corner full of revellers on wild stag weekends, but that’s not what we find in Kin. This is a chilly, menacing Dublin, full of modern but charmless architecture and gripped by organised crime.

Boat Story, BBC One review - once upon a time in Yorkshire

★★★★ BOAT STORY, BBC ONE Violent, far-fetched and extremely watchable

New Williams brothers thriller is violent, far-fetched and extremely watchable

It was as long ago as January last year that the prolific Williams brothers, Jack and Harry, delivered their absorbing Australian Outback thriller The Tourist. Hitherto, product seemed to have been pouring out of them almost hourly, whether it was Liar, The Missing and Baptiste or The Widow, Rellik and Angela Black.