2011: Schoolroom Fairies and a Cross-Dressing Mezzo

DAVID NICE'S 2011: More standout performances than total works of musical art but two British school fantasies excel

More standout performances than total works of art on the music scene, but two British school fantasies excel

Two precisely imagined dream-visions bookend a cornucopia on the musical front. I’ll start with the deadly but save the apparently frivolous for the top slot. Christopher Alden’s pitiless exiling of Britten’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream from Elizabethan wood to 1960s school block was to opera what Lars von Trier’s Melancholia was to film: audience-sundering, often alienating, sometimes enticing, but very much its own consistent world. Its splendid cast and conductor Leo Hussain worked as one to enhance the paradoxes of its terrible beauty.

The Nutcracker, Birmingham Royal Ballet, O2 Arena

NUTCRACKER AT O2: The perfect production is left high and dry, with Joe McElderry a baffling warm-up

The perfect production is left high and dry with X-Factor pixie Joe McElderry as baffling warm-up

It would always be a risk putting such a gossamer Christmas charmer as The Nutcracker into a gargantuan Mammonite cavern like the O2 Arena, where magic only counts if it rings loudly in the coffers - car park £25! programmes £10! As with the Royal Ballet’s Romeo and Juliet last June, Birmingham Royal Ballet have put up a cinema screen to enable thousands of viewers far away to catch what looks dolls-house-sized in real view.

Matthew Bourne's Nutcracker!, New Adventures, Sadler's Wells Theatre

MATTHEW BOURNE'S NUTCRACKER!: A giddily inventive Act I and eye-watering designs

A giddily inventive Act I and eye-watering designs, but it tails off into recurrent crotch-grabbing

Here’s a mindboggling statistic. By my calculation, some 330,000 seats are going to be offered for sale in London and Birmingham for just one ballet this Christmas - that’s live seats, not counting the three (yes, three) cinema screenings of foreign Nutcrackers being beamed into the UK on a lot of holiday dates. So the dance industry reckon to sell up to half a million Nutcracker seats mostly in London in a bit over a month?

The Nutcracker, English National Ballet, London Coliseum

THE NUTCRACKER, ENB: A traditional 19th-century staging gets the blues with basement nightclub lighting

A traditional 19th-century staging gets the blues with basement nightclub lighting

I don't want to get the blues at The Nutcracker of all ballets. It should be all snow and Christmas, flowers and presents, firelight, moonlight, candlelight and unearthly brilliance. What with the lush magic of the Birmingham Royal Ballet Nutcracker and the solemn rapture of the Royal Ballet one, English National Ballet have always had a daunting task to be both different enough and distinguished enough to compete, but their current one kills itself none too softly with its lighting.

The Nutcracker, Royal Ballet

THE NUTCRACKER: The Royal Ballet knows how to Crack a Nut: an always inventive production

The Royal Ballet knows how to Crack a Nut: an always inventive production

The Nutcracker, if this isn’t too much of a mixed culinary metaphor, divides audiences like Marmite: love it or hate it. Usually it’s the critics who hate it, and for them it is often only the annual round of Nuts to be Cracked that wears on the soul. It is hard to imagine, otherwise, that anyone with functioning ears can fail to be thrilled as what is arguably Tchaikovsky’s greatest orchestral work begins to swell from the pit.

Opera North: making London's flesh creep

Serious and comic operatic horror stories from Leeds hit the Barbican Centre

A disappointed man from Sheffield asked on a blog why Opera North was spoiling pampered London with two of its major productions and an offshoot this season when the rest of its vicinity was going operatically hungry. I can see his point, but we down here need to see what remarkable work this company can achieve (though we could always take a train to Leeds for the weekend, where there's plenty to see and do).