Great Expectations

Romcom and adventure brought out at the expense of Dickens's obsession with class and sex

One has low expectations of Great Expectations. As the Dickens bicentenary draws to a close with yet another version, young Pip must once again come to the aid of the convict Magwitch, once again be raised up from apprentice blacksmith to gentleman, once again fall for the cold, unrequiting Estella Havisham. And once again make do without the first-person narrative that gives him his character. 

Kiss Me Kate, Old Vic Theatre

Sparks never quite fly in this meta-theatrical battle of the sexes

Cole Porter’s musical spin on Shakespeare demands the fluidity, fizz and acidity of champagne. In Trevor Nunn’s revival, which transfers to London after a successful run in Chichester, it’s more like gelato. It has sweetness, and a rich abundance of detail, but it’s also thick, cloying, and somewhat bland. There’s plenty of stagey pizzazz on display, but it too often feels strained and soulless. The production lingers when it should zing, and despite some fine song and dance, it never conjures either the sexual heat or the showbiz buzz that should set it sparkling.

Let’s Wrestle, Tigercats, Omi Palone, The Lexington

TIGERCATS, THE LEXINGTON Shoreditch's finest fusion group steal the show on a three-band bill

Shoreditch's finest fusion band steal the show

Twenty-first century rock bands have a problem, and it’s a problem that they’ve had for decades: how to stay focused on the rebel oomph of distorted guitars, rudimentary drumming, sorting-out-the-bottom-end bass guitar and – let’s face it – self-pitying, woefully inadequate but raggedly functional vocals without sounding like a relic from a bygone age? After all, if record shops still existed, most rock bands of recent years would eventually find themselves shelved under the demoralisingly dusty category of “Trad Rock”.

Robbie Williams, O2 Arena

ROBBIE WILLIAMS, O2 ARENA Can the bumptious pop showman bounce back to his former commercial glories?

Can the bumptious pop showman bounce back to his former commercial glories?

Frustratingly, the ramshackle rail service from Brighton deposits me at the crammed O2 20 minutes into Robbie Williams's set. After the eerie quiet of the airport-like walkways around the perimeters, the torrid atmosphere inside the gigantic arena is a shocker. It's packed to the rafters with women shrieking and waving their arms in the air while their men sit beside them, sheepishly mouthing lyrics. Williams, clad fetchingly in black, is playing in the round in the centre of the O2's huge bowl, and the first song I catch is his recent number one single, "Candy".

Squeeze, The Dome, Brighton

SQUEEZE, THE DOME, BRIGHTON Despite a flat crowd and a closed bar, Tilbrook, Difford and co deliver

Despite a flat crowd and a closed bar, Tilbrook, Difford and co deliver

Any gig is partly defined by its audience. Brighton audiences, particularly Brighton Dome audiences, are usually a lively bunch but tonight’s crowd, at least until beyond halfway through, are still as dummies in their seats, quiet as mice. Looking around is uncanny, like observing a theatre watching a Strindberg play or some such. True, they’re mostly in their fifties but that’s a poor excuse. The last time I saw the Dome this dead was when Ultravox played a couple of years back.

The Magistrate, National Theatre

THE MAGISTRATE, NATIONAL THEATRE Pinero's farce of Victorian manners entertains but needs more zip

Pinero's farce of Victorian manners entertains but needs more zip

You don't see much of Arthur Wing Pinero's considerable output these days. Although he was largely contemporaneous with Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw and Gilbert and Sullivan, whose works have stayed the course, his plays have not, with just a few exceptions. But in that weird way these things sometimes happen, it seems Pinero is undergoing something of a resurgence (in London at least), as a production of The Second Mrs Tanqueray has just finished at the Rose Theatre in Kingston and the Donmar Warehouse is to stage Trelawny of the Wells early next year.

CD: David Cronenberg's Wife - Don't Wait To Be Hunted To Hide

Considered and superbly executed deep nastiness from London freak-folk outfit

For those wont to say “that’s well dark,” at the slightest hint of edgy content, here is true darkness. The third album by London alt-folk oddballs David Cronenberg’s Wife is stewed in pitch-black lyrical themes and revels in dragging its listeners to truly uncomfortable places. If this album had been made by an artist with a higher profile, I suspect it would have been greeted by a chorus of disapproving voices from every side of the ideological spectrum.

Crossfire Hurricane

CROSSFIRE HURRICANE, BBC TWO The gospel according to Mick, Keef, Charlie, Ron, Bill and the other Mick

The gospel according to Mick, Keef, Charlie, Ron, Bill and the other Mick

What a year for great British institutions. Sixty years of Elizabeth II, 50 years of James Bond, and a half-century of the Rolling Stones. To recycle an even older cliche, we will never see the like of any of them again.

Kurt Elling and Sheila Jordan, Queen Elizabeth Hall

KURT ELLING AND SHEILA JORDAN, QUEEN ELIZABETH HALL A fabulous double bill featuring two of the greatest singers in jazz

A fabulous double bill featuring two of the greatest singers in jazz

Just occasionally an artist hits the truth of the song in such spectacular fashion that it makes you feel with ever greater intensity what it means to be human. Last night, vocalist Sheila Jordan's performance of the Jimmy Webb standard, “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”, a song she recorded on her 1999 album Jazz Child, achieved exactly that: a shatteringly personal account, bookended by an improvisation on a native American theme, both the pathos and power of the song were extraordinary. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who was wiping away tears.

Black Top #5, Café Oto

An evening of surpassing invention and ambition at the London Jazz Festival from the remarkable five-piece

For the way it combined mercurial, on-the-fly interplay, seismic textural shifts and listening of the highest order, this gig was remarkable. In the space of two continuous sets there wasn't a longueur to be found, such was the incredible union of Black Top #5's boundary-pushing improv and fine-tuned musicianship.

Saxophonist Steve Williamson, trumpeter Byron Wallen and vocalist Cleveland Watkiss joined Black Top founders, pianist Pat Thomas and vibist/sampler Orphy Robinson, to explore the intersection of live instruments and the technology of dub, reggae and dance floor.